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Progress: Schools Teaching Your 10-Year-Old Child About Oral Sex

Seeded on Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:16 PM EDT
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The Grim Creeper

Our kids won't be able to read and write, but at least they'll be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. /sarcasm

  • 21 votes
#1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:20 PM EDT
devilsadvocates

When I was taking elem. ed 30 years ago the statistics would curl your hair then. 14 and 15 year olds using coke as a douch to prevent AIDS and STD cause they heard from their peers that it worked. There were other statistics I also heard and I seem to recall more recent stats show kids believe that oral sex isn't "sex" and they can't catch STD that way either. And many of those kids are those 10 and 11 year old's you don't want to learn PREVENTION! WELL, some of the parents are too stupid NOT to give kids the "sex discussion" believing that if the kids don't ask, they don't really have interest in sex. HELLO!!!! If parent's can't be bothered, who WILL teach the kids.....do you want the kids to learn about sex factually or by those who have no clue or by their experimenting? Parents have dropped that ball way too damn often. IF you are waiting till 14-17, BOY are you way to damn late!

  • 19 votes
#1.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:50 PM EDT
The Observer

more recent stats show kids believe that oral sex isn't "sex"

Thank you, President Clinton!

  • 21 votes
#1.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:54 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Sorry, I can't advocate teaching 10-year-olds about blowjobs because of a few dumb parents. Prevent them from having kids altogether -- then you'll be on to something.

  • 23 votes
#1.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:57 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

I can't wait for my 18 month old son to come home with his first fisting kit from kindergarten! I know it will be such a joyous occasion. I wonder if K-Y jelly will be part of his school supply list?

I'm also looking forward to hanging all his school drawings of penises, testicles, anuses, and vaginas (colored in the right colors of course) on my refrigerator.

Doesn't matter if he can't spell, read, or add and subtract, just as long he knows how to tell a girl how to get him off is ALL that matters!

  • 18 votes
#1.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:18 PM EDT
HappyToSeeYa

In Montana!!?!

How did such a curriculum get past the arbiters of all that's safe and appropriate in Montana schools? Where was the Parent/Teacher Organization when the curriculum was under consideration? I can not accept the information as presented in the attached blog article because it does not report how the curriculum was adopted/accepted before implementation.

  • 8 votes
#1.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:18 PM EDT
Sherry working hard

Grim sorry I do not agree with you...these kids do need to learn the oldest job know, prostitution. You see education is being cut, no more kindergartens in some states, music goes library times spelling(we have word check) so these little ones will never find a job in the "intellectual fields" so why waste our time. Teach the little guys how to "suck the chrome" and anal penetration and they will ALWAYS make a living. Sarc.

Now I do believe children at a certain level, each ones is different with envirnment and maturity should have the birds and bees dicussion.

  • 6 votes
#1.6 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:24 PM EDT
devilsadvocates

Robin....hate to wish ill on people but all the narrowminded and stupid people, well, I can't put it in writing cause it will be deleited by the small souled and minded!.

Just remember....be careful what YOU wish for. I HOPE you get them!

  • 1 vote
#1.7 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:26 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

stupid people,

Stupid people would be the ones in Montana, and all the others thinking this is a good thing.

Just remember....be careful what YOU wish for. I HOPE you get them!

Don't bet on it sweetheart, we don't put up with that kind of @!$%# in MY part of the state. Nice try.

  • 11 votes
#1.8 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:36 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Red shoes for everyone, Sherry! LoL

  • 5 votes
#1.9 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:45 PM EDT
Cycieties

Maybe if the damn media stopped supporting sex by sponsoring angsty shows like The Vampire Diaries and rap music videos depicting sexuality. On a final note, it's many parent's faults for this moral decadence by allowing this to happen and being enablers. I've seen five year-olds wearing short shorts, for crying out loud.

  • 2 votes
#1.10 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM EDT
KGMO

robynlewisTX.
Doesn't matter if he can't spell, read, or add and subtract, just as long he knows how to tell a girl how to get him off is ALL that matters!

I'm also looking forward to hanging all his school drawings of penises, testicles, anuses, and vaginas (colored in the right colors of course) on my refrigerator.

I can't wait for my 18 month old son to come home with his first fisting kit from kindergarten! I know it will be such a joyous occasion. I wonder if K-Y jelly will be part of his school supply list?

That's @!$%#ing sick. You have a sick sense of humor.

  • 11 votes
#1.11 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:54 PM EDT
tom sevigny

They need to reinstitute oral sex education, since Bill Clinton left office. BJ's on school buses and playgrounds have probably fallen sharply since the Clinton years.

The "progressives" or more appropriately "regressives" who are behind these programs must feel that our children are missing out since it's been so long since the Lewinskey, Flowers, Paula Jones, etc. scandals.

  • 8 votes
#1.12 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:56 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

KGMO,

That's @!$%#ing sick. You have a sick sense of humor.

It's a talent man!

  • 8 votes
#1.13 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM EDT
jwc2blue

BJ's on school buses and playgrounds have probably fallen sharply since the Clinton years.

Apparently not, hence this seed.

Gee Tom, is that why so many Republican politicians are caught out with their boyfriends?

It's just not cheating when it's with your own sex, just masturbation using somebody elses body.

  • 6 votes
#1.14 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM EDT
KGMO

I understand the shock and outrage. I have a ten year old son.

But isn't the point of this that kids are doing this stuff anyway. If we're going to talk to kids about sex, presumably to tell them not to do it, shouldn't we be talking about what it includes.

  • 9 votes
#1.15 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:05 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Republicans just have a wide bathroom stance, thank you very much.

  • 5 votes
#1.16 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:05 PM EDT
rkymtnwoman

why have the schools teach them?

send them to Congress to be an intern and Mark Foley will teach em

  • 2 votes
#1.17 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:14 PM EDT
jwc2blue

Republicans just have a wide bathroom stance

I guess when one is that full of it, that helps.

  • 5 votes
#1.18 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:21 PM EDT
Lee B

Is oral sex worse than regular sex?

It's not a few parents. It's too many parents who don't know anything about sex and biology. There are way too many people out there that think ludicrous things, such as that you can't get pregnant during your period.

Now, 10 might be a little young, but I remember having sex ed when I was about 11. I haven't gone crazy yet and I certainly have NO children 14 years later.

  • 7 votes
#1.19 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM EDT
freethinker2424

At least they won't get pregnant that way and I won't have to support more welfare brats.

  • 5 votes
#1.20 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:53 PM EDT
Sherry working hard

Yes but herpes does spread. Just the other day a parent had herpes simplex all over her mouth while the proud papa stated he had herpes. Gosh how in the hell did it jump on her lips? We are still scratching our heads on that one! People are human and some are "stupid", some are ignorant and some lack common sense.

It is the parents job to educate their child. If they do not then another child may. Or the parent can make them into "figid freaks" or "wacko sex pervs" if done well incorrectly.

  • 5 votes
#1.21 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM EDT
worldcurmudgeon

Parents want to teach their children about sex in a safe home environment, but then when push comes to shove, they won't do it leaving the kids in the larch, not good.

The school district is starting to soon, Kindergarten? This is insane. And, I do not agree with teaching kids daddy sleeping with daddy is Ok, sorry it is not, my belief and if someone out there is offended, to bad.

After spending 30 years in public schools, I have yet to see kids in third grade down having any kind of sex to speak of. Now forth and up, its a crap shoot, but kids are willing to learn. And they will either from their parents, or their friends, or their teachers.

The key is finding the right curriculum to teach at the right age. The disparity over when and how is very wide.

  • 5 votes
#1.22 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:19 PM EDT
worldcurmudgeon

People are human and some are "stupid", some are ignorant and some lack common sense.

Yup, exact-a-mundo, Sherry.

  • 4 votes
#1.23 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM EDT
benkyouburito

Flagged as misleading. The school is not teaching this curriculum. It is being presented to the community for input on what should be kept, thrown out, and added.

What more can you ask for?

  • 9 votes
#1.24 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:22 PM EDT
Bafungoogoo

roflmao... look at you maroons, lol, seriously, how old are you people?

This then is the political right as seen on newsvine.

Alrighty then.

  • 3 votes
#1.25 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:41 PM EDT
Ben-1268009

Prevent them from having kids altogether -- then you'll be on to something.

Wouldn't teaching them from a young age to have oral sex instead of vaginal sex accomplish this? Just sayin'.

  • 4 votes
#1.26 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT
Little Sure Shot

robynlewisTX.
Doesn't matter if he can't spell, read, or add and subtract, just as long he knows how to tell a girl how to get him off is ALL that matters!

I'm also looking forward to hanging all his school drawings of penises, testicles, anuses, and vaginas (colored in the right colors of course) on my refrigerator.

I can't wait for my 18 month old son to come home with his first fisting kit from kindergarten! I know it will be such a joyous occasion. I wonder if K-Y jelly will be part of his school supply list?

LENNY BRUCE LIVES!!!!!!

  • 2 votes
#1.27 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:40 AM EDT
WillBoyd

sherry,

Gosh how in the hell did it jump on her lips

Was this a real question or were you making a funny?

Bafungoogoo,

look at you maroons, lol, seriously, how old are you people?

according to your comment perhaps you are still of the very young age where Bugs Bunny cartoons are still your main choice of viewing material. Did you make a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

Really you start of with a derogatory comment then bring into question others age. Yeah that is really showing them there. Will you be giving more lessons later?

Robyn,

I'm also looking forward to hanging all his school drawings of penises, testicles, anuses, and vaginas (colored in the right colors of course) on my refrigerator.

I am sure that would be better than this drawing:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/when-i-grow-up

or perhaps not.

  • 1 vote
#1.28 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM EDT
Sherry working hard

You are kiddin with me right Will, come on please explain how that little virus called Herpes traveled all the way to her lips. Its obvious they were having sex, they had a herpes babe together, so why would it be on here lips? ;] Just messin with ya.

  • 3 votes
#1.29 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:57 AM EDT
California Militia

its my opinion that teaching children about sex does not educate them about the perils, just makes them horny and want to have sex.

  • 3 votes
#1.30 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:15 PM EDT
LordFluffy

its my opinion that teaching children about sex does not educate them about the perils, just makes them horny and want to have sex.

Got anything to back that opinion up?

The little bit of Sex Ed that the state of South Carolina would allow us made me anything but horny.

  • 3 votes
#1.31 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:18 PM EDT
NoobPatrol

its my opinion that teaching children about sex does not educate them about the perils, just makes them horny and want to have sex.

The sex ed never made me horny. My hormones that kicked in around 4th grade made me horny.

  • 4 votes
#1.32 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:32 PM EDT
Sherry working hard

Haha you guys were born with woodies! You are alway horny ;]

  • 4 votes
#1.33 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:27 PM EDT
Lee B

its my opinion that teaching children about sex does not educate them about the perils, just makes them horny and want to have sex.

And promise rings actually work and going to purity balls with your father doesn't cause a daddy complex.

Right?

  • 6 votes
#1.34 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT
WillBoyd

Robynlewis. TX,

In thinking about what I posted I had a shocking thought of how it could have been taken the wrong way. I wrote:

I am sure that would be better than this drawing:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/when-i-grow-up

or perhaps not.

and have come to realize that it could have been interpreted that I meant this as a reference to you and it in no way was. So any way have a good day.

  • 3 votes
#1.35 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:33 AM EDT
robynlewisTX.

No offense was taken, Will. I thought it was hilarious myself!

  • 4 votes
#1.36 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:25 AM EDT
Sherry working hard

Hey Robyn hows it hangin? :)

  • 2 votes
#1.37 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:42 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

They're high and perky.....and you? :}

  • 4 votes
#1.38 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:45 PM EDT
Jixer

robyn - got any proof to back that up?!?!?

  • 2 votes
#1.39 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:55 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

Jixer,

I'd love to, but Tyler might ban me :}

I posted a bunch of my pictures on Sodahead, everyone seems to like 'em!

  • 5 votes
#1.40 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:59 PM EDT
Jixer

Pretty funny robyn - I'll have to check out Soadhead!

  • 2 votes
#1.41 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:04 PM EDT
Blueeyes54

I agree with devilsadvocate. By age 10-11 it is already too late for most students learning oral sex. The curiosity toward differences in boy/ girl genitalia starts when they are toddlers. How the parents handle the exposure, when brought to light, is how the children will react to new sexual terminology. When a girl and boy at age 4-5 goes into a closet to peek at each others differences, out of pure curiosity and nothing else, it's just curiosity. If mom hears giggling and opens the door to discover them naked, it depends on her reaction as to how the blue print is set for any future discussions about sex. If they get spanked and shamed, then they will most likely avoid the subject with their parent. If they are spoken to in kindness and their curiosity properly explained, most likely no trauma. The schools know that children are getting mixed messages about sex at home. Teen pregnancy is at an all time high. Abortions are at an all time high. With proper education at 10 years old, a child is most likely to wait until they are ready for sex. The mystery is solved for curiosity. Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil have both acknowledged on their shows that teenagers do not consider oral sex as having sex. It is dangerous disease- potential behavior. So yes, it may already be too late for some students at age 10-11. On one other note, it may also reveal any molestations going on with some students, as they realize there are several ways to have sexual contact. If someone was already doing such behavior to them without their consent, well. . .

  • 1 vote
#1.42 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:58 PM EDT
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The Grim Creeper

Whatever happened to the three Rs?

  • 11 votes
#2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:23 PM EDT
neoatg

They were defended by the GOP and Conservative Dems. Have to pay for those endless wars and Tax cuts to the rich somehow.

  • 14 votes
#2.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:50 PM EDT
The Observer

Can we let kids have a childhood?

  • 13 votes
#2.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM EDT
douglasq

Can we let kids have a childhood?

Sure. Once we teach them how not to get pregnant while still a child.

Or we could have Bristol Palin teach them about abstinence.

  • 18 votes
#2.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:58 PM EDT
Jack Flash-1602288

Or we could have Bristol Palin teach them about abstinence.

Or John Edwards.

  • 12 votes
#2.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:05 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

They were defended by the GOP and Conservative Dems. Have to pay for those endless wars and Tax cuts to the rich somehow.

Assuming your premise is true: We don't have enough funds to teach the basics, but the joys of fellatio are a much more frugal investment?

  • 10 votes
#2.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Sure. Once we teach them how not to get pregnant while still a child.

I don't know about you, but none of the jobs I've applied for required prior experience in the art of cunnilingus.

  • 9 votes
#2.6 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:22 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

but the joys of fellatio are a much more frugal investment?

Well duh Grim, think of all the pregnancies that will be prevented!

none of the jobs I've applied for required prior experience in the art of cunnilingus.

Not unless you're thinking of becoming a porn star.

  • 8 votes
#2.7 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:22 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Well, Robyn, I have dabbled in the arts. LoL

  • 8 votes
#2.8 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:28 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

Well, Robyn, I have dabbled in the arts. LoL

It's not nice to tease, Grim *laughing*

  • 6 votes
#2.9 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:39 PM EDT
Bdobb

Grim,

That's the first thought that came to my mind. Why teach a 5 year old explicit terminology of male and female genitalia before they can even write the words? How about teaching them something about the lost art of penmanship?

Their plan is to also indoctrinate the children to knowledge of gay sex and why they should refrain from homosexual bigotry. Also the children will be indoctrinated to knowledge of different types of sex, anal, etc by the 5th grade. Too much information too soon. Children's childhoods are becoming more complicated and stressful in our information age. We're going to overload them and eventually obliterate the days of peaceful innocence and sweet naivete.

Putting sexual education aside, the school has no right to force their version of "proper morality" upon young minds, just as they have no right to endorse a specific religion.

I believe in giving children the facts only. The morality issue is private matter.

  • 5 votes
#2.10 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM EDT
Sherry working hard

Grim do you have a lady friend? If yes then you are applying for a job of "pleasing a woman" ;}

  • 3 votes
#2.11 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Grim do you have a lady friend? If yes then you are applying for a job of "pleasing a woman" ;}

I let my talents speak for themselves.

  • 4 votes
#2.12 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:46 PM EDT
tom sevigny

What ever happened to the three R's?

The progressives are more concerned about the three orifices.

  • 12 votes
#2.13 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM EDT
The Grim Creeper

Isn't that known as the orifice hat trick?

  • 5 votes
#2.14 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM EDT
tom sevigny

rimshot, no pun intended...

  • 7 votes
#2.15 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM EDT
Sherry working hard

Hmmm Grimmy boy do you want to apply here :/ *learing evilly* Just playing with your penis ;] Thats another phrase going around here from the girls.

  • 2 votes
#2.16 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM EDT
tangojones

Wait, there are only three orifices?? Uh oh..

  • 6 votes
#2.17 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:34 PM EDT
Little Sure Shot

Considering the wonderful new words they will have to spell, all I can say is.....Spelling Bees are going to be a lot more interesting in the future.

  • 4 votes
#2.18 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:45 AM EDT
Sherry working hard

You guys are funny!

Sorry Grim hope I did not offend you with my "whoring ways" ;]

  • 2 votes
#2.19 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:46 PM EDT
Kathleen-1787644

Grim Creeper, "Whatever happened to the three Rs?" Umm, you must mean; rebellion, revolver, and resentment....brought on by being subjected to the laws being passed in the states and having to follow the degenerating laws that cause children to be put in very perverse situations. Nambla (North American Man Boy Love Association) goes before Congress every chance they get to petition for the right to have sex with anyone's child and children in general WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE THE PARENTS PERMISSION. Of course their trying to be politically correct by asking that the age be set at 9 years old(sarc)....frickin' perverts!....*not joking about Nambla!

  • 1 vote
#2.20 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:25 PM EDT
robynlewisTX.

I agree, Kathleen, they're sick.

  • 3 votes
#2.21 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:37 PM EDT
LordFluffy

Kathleen:

I agree, NAMBLA is pretty horrible. They also have nothing to do with this curriculum.

    #2.22 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:17 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    I have been fighting, along with other's I know, to have them banned from Congress's Chambers! I believe in the First Amendment but this is ridiculous! Not many people seem to know that for decades this association has been sending their rep's and lobbyists to get what they want - little boys. It's also unlawful as hell what their doing but their getting away with it. No wonder all these Congressmen are outted as the perverts some of them are! *May I have my Italian Police riot rifle now? *(sarcasm)

    • 1 vote
    #2.23 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:18 PM EDT
    LordFluffy

    Okay, not arguing with you. I believe in their right to speak freely and I agree in the right of others to consider what they are suggesting to be abominable. But how does that relate, in any way, to what's going on in Montana (except to perhaps suggest that the education is necessary so children don't fall victim)?

    • 1 vote
    #2.24 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:30 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    LordFluffy, Obviously you don't understand how government works and schools are a part of the government, even private schools (they pay taxes and have to be accreditted). I'm sick and tired of laws or thought's that aren't healthy for a child to NOT be in the best interest of a child. We can debate all day long but what NAMBLA does and what some of our officials have been caught at suggests to me that there is something very wrong in some of these Officials minds...laws flow downhill, just like chit ,and into our classrooms. Montana proves that it doesn't take Washington D.C. to go way beyond the limits or seek to do so.

    • 2 votes
    #2.25 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:52 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    LordFluffy, Statement from the Article; "Nowadays, with that thing called Progress and hopeandchange ™ , our children are being taught about things like oral and anal sex and ‘fisting’. Often under the guise of abstinence programs and without the consent, or even the knowledge of, their parents." Sounds like NAMBLA is in their somewhere or some really perverted officials in Montana. Off subject? I don't think so.

    • 2 votes
    #2.26 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:57 PM EDT
    LordFluffy

    The local school district isn't getting this program because of NAMBLA lobbyists. However, if you can demonstrate that there's a line from one to the other, feel free.

    As for the quote from the article, it's hogwash. What they are refering to is an incident when a voluntary, not during school hours talk was given and some frank topics got discussed. The organization who sponsored it, which is headed by someone now in the Department of Education, stated that it had gone farther than intended and publicly apologized. That same person, Kevin Jennings, stated he admired a guy for his work in gaining acceptance for homosexuals. The admired person, later in life, had also had spoken about NAMBLA and said they should be able to participate in pride parades, which the grand majority of the gay community was against.

    The line that gets drawn is that, because Jennings stated that he appreciated the man's earlier work, he must also be in favor of every other opinion the man has and is using his position to recruit our young children and give them the gay. This is without being able to produce one policy that has actually come out of his office or any statement made since his appointment to support the paranoia.

    NAMBLA is bad. They have nothing to do with trying to teach kindergartners good touch/bad touch and tell 5th graders that it's not okay to beat up gay people for being gay. If you can present a connection that is more than speculation and conspiracy theory, go for it. But I've yet to hear anyone who can and I've argued similar claims more than once.

    • 1 vote
    #2.27 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:10 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    LF, I never said there was but.....your comment is extremely presumptuous. "The local school district isn't getting this program because of NAMBLA lobbyists."So, you sit in, or have access to, the Congressional minutes kept? Easy to look up and I'm not going to do your work for you. What person knowingly would put up with NAMBLA b.s. for one minute if they knew. I doubt many. It's also a huge waste of tax dollars and Congresses time. "NAMBLA is bad. DUH! They have nothing to do with trying to teach kindergartners good touch/bad touch and tell 5th graders that it's not okay to beat up gay people for being gay.But their teachers do. How would you know? Are you a member? You are clueless about this subject. I do investigations for a living and Nambla has their pressures applied places you wouldn't believe. Conspiracy theory my azz. That's always what I hear when a person has run out of any feasable argument to the contrary.

    • 1 vote
    #2.28 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:05 PM EDT
    LordFluffy

    Kathleen, you are correct. I have no direct knowledge of these meetings.

    Fortunately for me, I'm not the one making a big claim here. What sense does it make that Congress would capitulate to NAMBLA? Can you tell me what there is to be gained and who would wish to gain it? Aside from the fact that supporting NAMBLA is political suicide, there's no reason to think that anyone on Capitol Hill, whatever else you might think of them, is in league with pedophiles.

    You're making the assertion that this is somehow related to NAMBLA's lobbying. While I think they are vile, I understand why they would be able to speak, mostly because they'd be able to speak.

    Though just to check, do you have the minutes of one of these sessions where NAMBLA has gone before Congress? Any proof to back your claims at all?

    When you say you do investigations for a living, are you a PI? Reporter? Cop?

    As I said before, if you can cough up proof that any of your suspicions have merit, then do so. But right now, all you've got is a pretty big conclusion jump yourself, one that I'd not lay odds against my own conclusion jump that Congress did not hand down a curriculum to a Montana school district because of pressure from NAMBLA.

    • 3 votes
    #2.29 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:24 PM EDT
    KGMO

    Kathleen-1787644

    You are practicing a rather despicable debate tactic, trying to conflate NAMBLA, which is an abomination, and sex education, which is a critical heallth issue. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    If NAMBLA is in favor of sex education, good for them, I hope they burn in hell; but sex education doesn't have anything to do with NAMBLA.

    • 5 votes
    #2.30 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:43 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    KGMO, I'm not one bit ashamed of myself, K! Clarification here. What I am saying is there are perverts who are influencing politicians who make our laws. Understand? I am not saying "NAMBLA" is directly responsible for this Montana decision. What is happening here is that the laws are changing in the direction of the negative, not the positive for our kids. I pointed out NAMBLA because very few people I've talked to have ever even heard of them, much less known what their up to and WTF are they doing in our Congressional Halls that put the bills together and vote on the laws. It's a shame that people don't understand just how much our children are at risk and the causes behind that risk....Nambla being only one of them. To think that some idiot politician or school board member in the capital of Montana thought this up for a child's good is ridiculous, regardless of who is lobbying or the motives involved. If anyone, especially the school systems we have in this country, were to tell me my child was going to be taught sex education in school, at the age their stating, they would never go back to that school...home schooling was mentioned by another "viner" and I agree, to a point. Our crew of professionals help capture enough perverts in Florida, Alabama and Georgia to make anyone sick. How many teachers have been arrested and prosecuted for having sex with their students? Parents should take care of their obligation to their children to guide them on the subject of sex education. Not the schools. It's not that difficult. A child will ask a question and should be answered with regard to their age, temperament and understanding. If a parent isn't comfortable with that then talk to the child's pediatrician or get guidance from someone you KNOW on how to educate them without getting to elaborate on the subject. That way the child is learning from a parent and will feel safer asking questions. Montana kids is no different than any other state in that you mention sex education to them and they roll their eyes, hope to NOT get asked a question, beg their parents to get them outta that class, etc...embarrassments are no good at helping a youngster to gain anything positive. I was embarrassed as hell when I was in a sex education class in the 8th grade!, and so was most everyone else in that class, because of the snide remarks from a few of the other teenagers and a very incompetent teacher. Montana needs to reassess this entire subject, and their reasons for the age, before this program is implemented.

    • 1 vote
    #2.31 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:42 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    I was editing and this sentence was about to be deleted for obvious reasons - subject matter and a 10 year old. "Montana needs to reassess this entire subject, and their reasons for the age, before this program is implemented." This subject shouldn't be broached in a 10 year olds classroom or any place a 10 year old is. But it happens.

    • 2 votes
    #2.32 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:39 PM EDT
    Reply
    Mongowildman

    That Kentucky Jelly tastes awful on toast. It's too runny and gets all over the place too.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:24 PM EDT
    The Grim Creeper

    On the other hand, edible undies are a wonderful snack treat.

    • 3 votes
    #3.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:27 PM EDT
    worldcurmudgeon

    To slow down sex among youth, you would have to shut down every reality show, teen mag/rags, and tele-novella. These shows have basically said to kids its OK to screw like bunnies, drink like fish, and tattoo your arses off.

    Notice how often teens and preteens are using the word, "HOT". Hot to these kids means wide open sex, heavy drinking, and drugs.

    • 5 votes
    #3.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:25 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    worldcurmudgen; Not to mention most of the commercials on the boob tube.....biggest and most successful marketing tool ever - sensuality and sex.

    • 2 votes
    #3.3 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:28 PM EDT
    Matthew-480753

    The boob tube is not forced on anyone... if it disturbs you, turn it off...

    • 1 vote
    #3.4 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:33 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    Matthew, you forgot to mention all the rest.......I don't watch the t.v.....so that's a moot point. I work in the field of catching child molesters so for good reason I don't need to see it glorified for our youngsters nor taught, or thought about being taught, by anyone unless it's their parents or someone reliable and competent. (Without ulterior motives)

    There is nothing that justifies teachers having to teach this so, WTF? Not even a "law" or organization.

    • 2 votes
    #3.5 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:18 PM EDT
    Matthew-480753

    K: I would say that the established fact of 11 and 12 year old US girls having babies is justification enough. You are free to disagree.

    Lastly, I don't see much glorification of child molestation on TV nor do I see glorification of child molestation taught at schools, nor do I see anyone suggesting that we should be established programs in schools that glorify child molestation. You seem to be way off point here.

    Any idea why TV spends so much time and energy using sex to sell most any product you can imagine? Because it works. People buy things when they are advertised in a sexual way. If they didn't, advertisers would stop using that approach. Same reason why we still see that damn gecko in ads... people love him. Don't blame the boob tube for giving people what they want...

    • 2 votes
    #3.6 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:24 PM EDT
    Kathleen-1787644

    What is being discussed here is oral sex and 10 year olds.......guess you didn't take any Anatomy & Physiology classes, huh.

    • 1 vote
    #3.7 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:58 PM EDT
    Matthew-480753

    I have taken and taught A&P, in addition to Human Sexuality... You may be dubious of my background, but that doesn't change the reality... I notice you didn't take me up on the opportunity to verify...

    What is being discussed here is oral sex and 10 year olds...

    Actually Kathleen, you are wrong about that. According to the seeded article, oral sex would not be discussed until the sixth grade ("and by the sixth grade, the draft document states that students should, “Understand that sexual intercourse includes but is not limited to vaginal, oral, or anal penetration; using the penis, fingers, tongue or objects.”") These kids are having sex and knowing the difference between oral and genital sex is an important distinction to those who are sexually active.

    • 1 vote
    #3.8 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:22 PM EDT
    TruettCollins

    No matthew...it seems you need a little readind comphrension....using your own quote....

    "and by the sixth grade, the draft document states that students should, “Understand that sexual intercourse includes but is not limited to vaginal, oral, or anal penetration; using the penis, fingers, tongue or objects.”

    It does not say they will be learning it in the sixth grade it says that they should know it...what comes before the sixth....the fifth.....If you truly are a teacher no wonder students are having so much trouble today.

      #3.9 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
      Matthew-480753

      It states that in the fifth grade students would be expected to know that there are different types of sexual intercourse. No more specifics than that. So, NO, it in no way states that the specific issues in question would be covered in a fifth grade curriculum. Rather, it makes quite clear that the 5th graders would be expected to have a very general knowledge (as described above). Moreover, the article is talking about proposals to be discussed by parents, administrators and teachers. In no way does this suggest the final curriculum. I thought this point was dealt with very early on in this seed...

        #3.10 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:36 PM EDT
        TruettCollins

        “and by the sixth grade”

        In this statement BY is a preposition meaning before, not later than, or sooner than

        In other words “and before the sixth grade” “not later than entering the sixth grade” “sooner than the sixth grade”

        Or did they not teach sentence structure when you were in school there junior.

        • 1 vote
        #3.11 - Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:20 PM EDT
        Matthew-480753

        By the sixth grade could mean by the beginning, middle or end of the six grade. As written, you cannot state that it requires those topics be covered before the sixth grade. Most standards that are developed for schools use the terminology, 'by the fifth grade' to refer to those skills or topics that are expected by the time that grade is completed.

        If you go back and read the original article that describes the full proposal, you will see that my description is quite consistent. Here is a snippet:

        It lays out sex education topics foreach grade, K through 12. In the first grade, children would be taught that human beings can love people of the same gender; in second grade, kids are taught not to make fun of people by calling them "gay" or "queer."

        By fifth grade, they are taught there are several types of intercourse, and by the sixth grade, the draft document states that students should, "Understand that sexual intercourse includes but is not limited to vaginal, oral, or anal penetration; using the penis, fingers, tongue or objects."

        As with any text, interpretation can vary, but this text is not inconsistent with what I posted. They mention a grade and then describe what is taught in it...

        http://www.krtv.com/news/helena-schools-draft-sex-ed-document-causing-controversy/

        • 1 vote
        #3.12 - Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:13 PM EDT
        Reply
        Harris from the Post

        Addressing things they've seen on the internet since they were 7 isn't the worst idea I've ever heard.

        • 3 votes
        Reply#4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:38 PM EDT
        The Grim Creeper

        I learned about sex the old fashioned way: In a clubhouse with my friends and a few Penthouses 'borrowed' from their fathers' stash.

        • 3 votes
        #4.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:44 PM EDT
        Bdobb

        That's right, parental control has been replaced with parental permissiveness and apathy.

        • 6 votes
        #4.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:46 PM EDT
        General Patton

        This story is yet another case for supporting home schooling and private schools...

        Remember, your tax money is going to be spent on this type of "education" in the public schools.....

        • 6 votes
        #4.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM EDT
        Bdobb

        General,

        TELL ME ABOUT IT! It's my state! My taxes! WTF, over?

        • 3 votes
        #4.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:12 PM EDT
        LordFluffy

        I learned about sex the old fashioned way: In a clubhouse with my friends and a few Penthouses 'borrowed' from their fathers' stash.

        So how long before you realized everything you'd learned from the magazines was crap?

        • 5 votes
        #4.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM EDT
        Matthew-480753

        Lord, you just don't get it. Grim and his bunch of creepers STILL believe that crap. That is why they oppose teaching kids facts at an age when they are (in fact) becoming sexually active (which they blame on media, liberals or anyone but the kids / parents). They are still OK with denial or accepting that everything they read in penthouse forum was true...

        Jeez Grim, didn't you seed this tripe once or twice already?

        • 4 votes
        #4.6 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:21 AM EDT
        sunnybunny1269

        I started reading penthouse forum when I was in elementary school (9 or 10 - so it's reasonable to assume that kids that age are interested I was.) . I used to find them in my dad's toolbox in the shed. Now, just recently I went looking to buy one at a store and can't find one. Is it still in print? I don't like to read porn online. The whole point of reading a book like FORUM is the people around you can't tell what you are doing.

        • 3 votes
        #4.7 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:23 PM EDT
        Kathleen-1787644

        Matthew, Grim Creeper, I believe, was telling it like it was for him. No fault in telling the truth.

        • 2 votes
        #4.8 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:31 PM EDT
        Matthew-480753

        Sure, but if we now know better, shouldn't we be doing better? Or should we forget how our knowledge has progressed and just keep making the same mistakes over and over...? Sound like a good plan to you?

          #4.9 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:26 PM EDT
          The Grim Creeper

          I don't know anyone who actually takes Penthouse, or late night Skinemax for that matter, as an accurate depiction of the truth. The women were real -- and that was good enough for me.

          • 3 votes
          #4.10 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:34 PM EDT
          Matthew-480753

          The women were real -- and that was good enough for me.

          so looking at naked pictures of real women is a good enough approach to sex education for you? I thought so and this was the reason for my post.

          Any questions Kathleen?

          • 1 vote
          #4.11 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:40 PM EDT
          Reply
          Angry Left-532262

          Avoid unwanted pregnancies....have oral/anal sex!!!!!!

          • 4 votes
          Reply#5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM EDT
          The Grim Creeper

          I think I'll avoid the ass sex, thank you.

          • 5 votes
          #5.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:56 PM EDT
          robynlewisTX.

          Avoid unwanted pregnancies....have oral/anal sex!!!!!!

          But look out for those STD's!!!

          • 4 votes
          #5.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM EDT
          tom sevigny

          I'm surprised former President Bill "eatin ' ain't cheatin'" Clinton isn't a guest speaker at these schools.

          He must be busy flying off to Korea for some Pyong Yang Tang again.

          • 8 votes
          #5.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM EDT
          jwc2blue

          He must be busy flying off to Korea for some Pyong Yang Tang again.

          And Richard Curtis is trying "cream of sumyungboy."

          • 5 votes
          #5.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:05 PM EDT
          tom sevigny

          good one ;)

          • 3 votes
          #5.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:24 PM EDT
          jackjack-712749

          Dont forget the twins- Fuk Me and Fuk U.

          • 4 votes
          #5.6 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:08 PM EDT
          tangojones

          Not to be confused with cream of sum yun gai

          • 4 votes
          #5.7 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:37 PM EDT
          Little Sure Shot

          Picture a 4th grade girl working a Big Stick Popsicle which has always been an inocent act. Most anyone can form a visual of that. In the not so distant future, the boys will take one look at the size of that Popsicle and a new psychiatric term will be born........Popsicle Envy.

          • 2 votes
          #5.8 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:59 AM EDT
          Matthew-480753

          Robyn 5.2

          Avoid unwanted pregnancies....have oral/anal sex!!!!!!

          But look out for those STD's!!!

          The whole idea is to encourage safe approaches so that whatever choices (yes, this is a free country when it comes to sex) people make (as kids or adults) will be pursued SAFELY. Do you get it now? SAFELY... Without education, how can we expect them to make such decisions?

          • 5 votes
          #5.9 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:23 AM EDT
          Reply
          lessthan60morethan59

          I just scanned the article because I think sex education should be done by the parents, but aren't Montana and Tennessee in the middle of Conservative country? Don't school boards determine what is taught? Just asking, I never had any kids.

          • 4 votes
          Reply#6 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM EDT
          fireryone

          Please tell me you don't think Montana and Tennessee are near each other geographically.

          I was born and raised in Montana, and I really don't believe the intent of this course is to encourage kids to engage that behavior. It's probably intended to educate them that STD's etc, can still occur and that abstinance is the only safe choice.

          • 3 votes
          #6.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM EDT
          lessthan60morethan59

          Please tell me you don't think Montana and Tennessee are near each other geographically.

          Of course, I've been to both states and about half of the others. But, if I'm not mistaken, they are close politically.

          '

          • 1 vote
          #6.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM EDT
          fireryone

          I've never been to TN, so I'm not sure. I'm in Idaho now, and Montana is more liberal comparatively speaking.

          • 1 vote
          #6.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:48 PM EDT
          Sherry working hard

          Hey Fiery me too, meaning I am in Ideho now!

          • 2 votes
          #6.4 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:48 PM EDT
          fireryone

          Hello fellow Idahoan!

          • 2 votes
          #6.5 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:46 PM EDT
          Sherry working hard

          Hello potato head ;]

          • 3 votes
          #6.6 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:28 PM EDT
          Matthew-480753

          I used to live in Moscow... the most right leaning of the liberal university cities in the USA... bad meth problems, lots of kids having sex and babies... basically because there was nothing for them to do AND the southern Idahoan mormons didn't want to deal responsibly with drug/sex education.

          • 1 vote
          #6.7 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM EDT
          Sherry working hard

          Hmm I do not know about that, but what I have noticed they do get married early. Meth is bad all over, I lived in Hawaii YUK very bad there.

          • 2 votes
          #6.8 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:18 PM EDT
          Matthew-480753

          Idhaho... largest public school class sizes and highest rate of teacher suggested ADHD diagnoses... hmmmm...

          • 2 votes
          #6.9 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:22 AM EDT
          Sherry working hard

          It just became worse this year. Education is the first thing cut and they hacked it.

          • 2 votes
          #6.10 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:04 AM EDT
          fireryone

          So true Matthew, the school tried getting me to put my daughter on Ritilan when she was in 2nd grade. She was the most mellow kid ever...never had any problems focusing. She just had an awful teacher.

          • 1 vote
          #6.11 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:45 PM EDT
          Matthew-480753

          I was teaching at the U of I and got out as soon as I could... loved fishing the upper reaches of he St. Joe, but not worth it when I considered the rest of the package...

            #6.12 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM EDT
            Reply
            The Gunshark

            Just remember, the mouth is nature's condom. Go green, ladies.

            LOL.

            In all seriousness, they probably should have saved this teaching for a few more years. Not out of some idea of having a childhood, but because they would probably giggle instead of taking it seriously.

            • 3 votes
            Reply#7 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM EDT
            weRdoomed

            The giggle when they're in high school too. Hell, my grandparents would probably giggle right now.

            These people think their kids are little darling angels that aren't curious about sex if not completely knowing about it at 10?

            When I was 10, I first learned about oral sex -- from the media when they were talking about Bill Clinton. Guess what? I didn't have oral sex for another 8 years. And I'm okay!!....as long as I take my meds lol

            • 4 votes
            #7.1 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:34 PM EDT
            fireryone

            I didn't have oral sex for another 8 years

            that must have been a very difficult 8 years for you. :-)

            • 1 vote
            #7.2 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:46 PM EDT
            Reply
            goober.70

            seems to me the morals and family values party members on this thread know an awful lot about this nefarious sex curriculum. Are you teaching the course or are you students? Or are you speaking of personal experience?

            Jackflash,

            I get the connection between Bristol Palin and abstinence. What is John Edwards connection to abstinence

            • 3 votes
            Reply#8 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:00 PM EDT
            Free Mason-1490678Deleted
            bobfromboston

            Hate to tell you, but fifth- and sixth-graders are already talking about this stuff (yes, I'm a teacher) -- and they mostly have misinformation. And it's not just a few parents who aren't doing their jobs, it's most of them. They avoid talking about sex with their kids because it's awkward.

             

            • 8 votes
            Reply#10 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:05 PM EDT
            The Grim Creeper

            That doesn't mean we need a bunch of liberal teachers informing them of the various ways to use their plumbing.

            • 5 votes
            #10.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:08 PM EDT
            lessthan60morethan59

            There's always the trial and error method

            • 2 votes
            #10.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:10 PM EDT
            KGMO

            There's always the trial and error method

            So is getting pregnant at 14 success or failure?

            • 6 votes
            #10.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:14 PM EDT
            lessthan60morethan59

            Depends on your expected outcome?

            • 3 votes
            #10.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM EDT
            NoobPatrol

            That doesn't mean we need a bunch of liberal teachers informing them of the various ways to use their plumbing.

            You need the parents actually doing their jobs and talking to their kids. They should not be failing as parents.

            • 4 votes
            #10.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:22 PM EDT
            Little Sure Shot

            You need the parents actually doing their jobs and talking to their kids

            Agreed, if parents could present it in a clinical and not a personal way. Sadly, there are some sexually messed up parents out there who might end up passing that part of themselves to their kids. Give kids the facts and let them form their own opinions in regards to them.

            • 2 votes
            #10.6 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:08 AM EDT
            Matthew-480753

            This is my country and my society and if parents are not doing the job, then I am fine with having it done in schools. This article is about querying the parents about what they want to see in the curriculum. This is the correct approach and the right wing throws scorn on it.

            From the party of moral family values that produce closeted gays and legendary philanderers... yea, I'll take the progressive approach, tyvm.

            • 5 votes
            #10.7 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:29 AM EDT
            jwc2blue

            That doesn't mean we need a bunch of liberal teachers informing them of the various ways to use their plumbing.

            I'd like to know how you've determined the political affiliation of the teachers.

            Teachers present the material given to them. The curriculum is decided by the Board of Education, who are elected by the citizens of the schools district. The BOE hires the Superintendent, who also helps to develop the curriculum.

            • 4 votes
            #10.8 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:53 AM EDT
            Sherry working hard

            You know spelling and music are so much more important than sex ed.

            • 2 votes
            #10.9 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:20 PM EDT
            Reply
            Martin FEDWAY

            I think I'll avoid the ass sex, thank you.

            Grimm- I agree, Just not interested in seeing what my wife had for supper the night before and tossing a good load at the starfish. Speaking of oral sex keep the teachings away from kids they'll find out the natural way. I remember the 1st time when that penn cove mussel was staring out at me and all I could do was cobb and laugh at it. Then it starting whistling and I was sold. Hit the mons! Hit the mons! was our motto. Love digging for clams with the buds but as Dr Ruth used to say, "It's okay to do that but don't forget to vash!"

            • 4 votes
            Reply#11 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:15 PM EDT
            Bdobb

            Damn, Martin!

            AGREED. Hell, that's all I need to hear from my 5 year old Grandchild: "Hey papa, today I learned how the lady's Bartholin Gland pre-lubes her for penetration!"

            Then papa jumps on his Harley and leaves.

            • 3 votes
            #11.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:24 PM EDT
            tom sevigny

            So Martin are you one of those guys that get's back in line for another go after a colonoscopy?

            • 4 votes
            #11.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:26 PM EDT
            Martin FEDWAY

            Depends on what I leave on the lens-

            Last eye scope I had they found my divorce papers-

            • 4 votes
            #11.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM EDT
            weRdoomed

            Grimm- I agree, Just not interested in seeing what my wife had for supper the night before and tossing a good load at the starfish.

            If you can tell what your wife had for dinner because you had anal sex with her - she should probably see a doctor.

            • 5 votes
            #11.4 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:37 PM EDT
            The Grim Creeper

            Too much information.

            • 2 votes
            #11.5 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:35 PM EDT
            Reply
            dsfsdfsdfsdDeleted
            goober.70

            That doesn't mean we need a bunch of liberal teachers informing them of the various ways to use their plumbing.

            Creeper,

            Are you suggesting that all teachers are liberals? What does that say about conservatives? To my knowledge, most school boards are conservative, made up of parents and administrators from the districts these schools are in.

            What is your gripe?

            • 5 votes
            Reply#13 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:28 PM EDT
            Bdobb

            Liberals often teach what they cannot do... which says much about conservatives.

            • 3 votes
            #13.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:37 PM EDT
            LordFluffy

            Liberals often teach what they cannot do... which says much about conservatives.

            That they talk smack when they have no real arguments to speak of?

            • 5 votes
            #13.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:41 PM EDT
            Bdobb

            LordFluffy,

            Not really trying to incite an argument...more like Tourette's...meaningless and baseless, but just felt good to get it out.

            • 3 votes
            #13.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:54 PM EDT
            goober.70
            • 3 votes
            #13.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:11 PM EDT
            Reply
            LordFluffy

            I read articles like this and I want to know, why do people act like they're teaching technique?

            They're teaching health. They're teaching how to not to get disease and that certain things exists. I imagine they're going to put emphasis on this being an activity for when you're older, but even if they don't, the knowledge that oral sex can hurt you and doesn't gurantee that you won't get an STD is a lesson I'm okay with middle schoolers knowing.

            I also would be real surprised if there wasn't a provision for opting your child out of the classes.

            Furthermore, they are not going to stop teaching math to teach sex ed. The reason Johnny can't read is because we don't want students to learn, we want them to do well on tests. It's not one or the other.

            For the record, not knowing what they'll actually be teaching (as in how it will be presented and phrased) there really is only so much I feel I can comment on the school board's decision. I do feel like they're kind of pushing the envelope and I'm not sure they aren't starting a little early, but its entirely possible that regional issues make such education desirable.

            But the histronics that I'm seeing here, acting like they're going to have homework and it will involve playing doctor, I don't get it. It feels more like projecting one's own insecurities and willful ignorance onto another generation while hiding behind the mantle of sactimony, as if we erased all record that sex existed, that everyone would forget it happens until the mother of the bride took their little girl aside for the uncomfortable pre-wedding night talk.

            Because after all, that worked so well for our grandparents and parents, didn't it?

            • 6 votes
            #14 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:28 PM EDT
            Bdobb

            LordFluffy,

            You state that you are O.K. with Middle School students being indoctrinated, and I am too, but this plan begins with 5 year olds.

            • 1 vote
            #14.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:41 PM EDT
            LordFluffy

            I have a friend with a 4 year old. She's already taught her that there are good touches and bad touches and to let mommy or daddy know if anyone helps them with a bathroom accident or help them change their clothes.

            It is important to note that this 4 year old is already being courted by boys in preschool. It's innocent, but disconcerting to her parents. I keep telling her dad I'm getting him a shotgun for her 16th birthday, and have subsequently pushed that date back to sometime around tomorrow due to understanding what kids are exposed too.

            I'm not imagining the education given to kindergardeners is going to be identical to that which is given to 6th graders. The article doesn't state, from the schoolboard, what will be taught to them. I'm not imagining that day one will include how to put on a condom.

            Do you know more about the actual curriculum than is presented in the article or are you just objecting on presumption?

            • 4 votes
            #14.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:49 PM EDT
            fireryone

            at 5 its pretty much limited to body parts and safe vs unsafe touches.

            • 2 votes
            #14.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:50 PM EDT
            Bdobb

            I read the curriculum...At age five they must memorize the average number of ridges on the human sphincter and discern between Major and Minor labial folds.

            • 2 votes
            #14.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM EDT
            Zenkarma

            lordmcfluffy wrote: I also would be real surprised if there wasn't a provision for opting your child out of the classes.

            that would be perfect....and i'd imagine they'd enroll them in the 'creationism' classes instead.

            i personally don't have a prob with teaching young kids sex ed but can respect others who do. i do, however, have an issue with activist board of educ members (here in tx) rewriting the history to reflect their own 'facts'. let the dumbing down of america commence....

            • 6 votes
            #14.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:27 PM EDT
            BJK-798627

            The reason Johnny can't read is because we don't want students to learn, we want them to do well on tests.

            Exactly.

            The U.S. public school system is in its death throes. :(

            • 3 votes
            #14.6 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT
            LordFluffy

            Bdobb:

            Okay, that does sound a bit messed up. Do you have a link to this documentation? Where did you see it?

            • 1 vote
            #14.7 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT
            LordFluffy

            Actually, looking at the link to the curriculum in Comment #21, you're mistaken. They're not learning those kind of details until 5th grade, not age 5. From what I read, the Kindergarden level is just good touch/bad touch. Again, I'm really okay with that.

            • 3 votes
            #14.8 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:47 AM EDT
            Matthew-480753

            Yes Lord, but if Bdobb stuck with the facts, then we wouldn't have the opportunity to enjoy all of the total hyperbole and BS... This seed started as crap and went south... par for the course with Grim Creeper.

            • 3 votes
            #14.9 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:33 AM EDT
            Kathleen-1787644

            Matthew, How poignant of you, (sarc). And I quote, "This seed started as crap and went south... par for the course with Grim Creeper."LMFAO! Grim was talking about no azz sex and you made the perfect pun!, LOL! This is NOT par for the course for Grim as far as the seeded articles I've blogged on that he has posted to the Newsvine. This is a serious blog that has some morbid humor on some of the posts...that is human nature and it's called sarcasm. BTW, if you're so disgusted then why are you still here?

            • 2 votes
            #14.10 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:50 PM EDT
            Matthew-480753

            K. I think we will agree to disagree on this one. I find Grim's seeds to be tripe at best and I visit to make an effort to get folks to recognize tripe when they see it. I am an educator and this is a new form of education that is going to sweep the nation.

            • 2 votes
            #14.11 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:36 PM EDT
            Kathleen-1787644

            Matthew, again, I'm asking ,"Why are you still here? Your comment - "I am an educator and this is a new form of education that is going to sweep the nation." Prove the being an educator remark. But, you are then you probably need to be writing/e-mailing/faxing your Congressman/woman instead of wasting your time on this "tripe." LOL! I do it all the time and keep on until I get an answer. Why don't you try that. It would prove much more productive since you know the educational system......*thinking he may be a gas-blower...ummm, hot air that is. lmao

            • 2 votes
            #14.12 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:35 PM EDT
            Matthew-480753

            K, I don't trust folks on the web, especially those that would frequent Grim's posts. Send me an e-mail and you'll see my academic affiliation in my response. In all fairness, please list your place of employment in your e-mail. Educating politicians is a waste of time, I will stick to educating those who elect them. Since when do 'serious blogs' include morbid posts and sarcasm? I post that stuff on blogs labelled satire or sarcasm... on serious blogs I post serious contributions.

              #14.13 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:23 PM EDT
              observer3141

              Any and all post-secondary educators should read this new (in paperback, anyway) book since the vast majority of them are leftists and won't read this one.

              • 3 votes
              #14.14 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:29 PM EDT
              Matthew-480753

              Hmmmm... The first one looks interesting... I abhor the recent PC based approach to 'hygenic education'. I'll give it a read. The second I've scanned and is targeted towards those who listen to Rush and Beck... Not much in the way of scholarship and very heavy on the 'radicalization issues'. My university is dominated by its business school and that school is made up of mostly right leaning conservatives. Not radical in the least. How do we generate folks with new ideas and new approaches when they are indoctrinated with the same old business concepts... The Laffer curve is a laugh... why do we still teach it in Economics classes (rather than History or mythology...). If your mind isn't expanded by your college education, you wasted your money...

                #14.15 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:04 PM EDT
                The Grim Creeper

                If your mind isn't expanded by your college education, you wasted your money...

                Just look at the wonderful things the graduates of ivory league colleges have given us in Washington DC. What we need are a few more lawyers with expanded minds in government who have never worked in the real world. Now that's what I call enlightenment.

                • 4 votes
                #14.16 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:34 PM EDT
                Angry Left-532262

                need are a few more lawyers with expanded minds in government who have never worked in the real world.

                Better than another uneducated carpenter or welder.

                  #14.17 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:42 PM EDT
                  The Grim Creeper

                  I think Joe Schmo would do a lot better than those who claim to know better than we do.

                  • 2 votes
                  #14.18 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:46 PM EDT
                  Matthew-480753

                  So Grim, you want to lump all Ivy league folks as having the same skills and political views? So Bush and Obama are one in the same because they both graduated from Harvard?

                  You want to ignore those who get their higher education at non-ivy league schools?

                  Most of the major discoveries (in science, economics, business, sociology...) come from folks who excelled in college. The alternative is Sarah Palin... you really want folks like that running this country? Really??? she bankrupted the small town of Wasilla singlehandedly...

                  When it comes to steering the future of our country, I will go with those who have more education, rather than less...

                  Angry Left... better than an uneducated graduate of Yale and Harvard ('W'). See, some folks can go to college and get very little out of it. I see this every day in my classes. They are the ones that wasted their money because they left in the same condition in which they arrived, intellectually stifled... amazing that W could attend two such excellent universities and get so little out of the experience.

                  • 2 votes
                  #14.19 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:51 PM EDT
                  The Grim Creeper

                  Thomas Alva Edison was born on February 11, 1847 in Milan, Ohio; the seventh and last child of Samuel and Nancy Edison. When Edison was seven his family moved to Port Huron, Michigan. Edison lived here until he struck out on his own at the age of sixteen. Edison had very little formal education as a child, attending school only for a few months. He was taught reading, writing, and arithmetic by his mother, but was always a very curious child and taught himself much by reading on his own. This belief in self-improvement remained throughout his life.

                  • 3 votes
                  #14.20 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:54 PM EDT
                  TruettCollins

                  The problem is that we have tooooooooooooooooooooo many over educated idiots in D.C. we need someone who instead of a lot of book learning have a lot of life experence.

                  • 3 votes
                  #14.21 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:57 PM EDT
                  The Grim Creeper

                  Amen, Truett.

                  • 4 votes
                  #14.22 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:11 PM EDT
                  Matthew-480753

                  "I think Joe Schmo would do a lot better than those who claim to know better than we do."

                  The problem with this statement is the first two words... your statement suggests that you would want a high school graduate to be directing the space program. Remember when Alabama wanted to just use 3.0 for pi because it was easier for kids to remember... that is what happens when joe schmo is in charge. How about we put Joe the Plumber in charge of the Department of Energy? Think he has the abilities to do the job? Really Grim? I don't believe that you understand what 'thinking' is made up of. Can you give me your definition of the word?

                  There are many roads to self improvement, college is one of them. Traveling outside of your home country is another. Joe Schmo pursues neither...

                  Turett, can you define 'over-educated'. When does enough education become too much, when you graduate from elementary school? Most universities now have outstanding international exchange programs that provide a great deal of life experience and domestic internship programs that function the same way in the USA...

                  • 1 vote
                  #14.23 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:38 PM EDT
                  observer3141

                  The Laffer curve is a laugh

                  Says you. The fact is it's been confirmed time and time again all over the world. Most of the instances of supposed discreditation are based on misrepresentations of it (i.e., straw men) or when other factors swamp its effects.

                  ... why do we still teach it in Economics classes

                  Maybe because it's valid? I am happy to learn it's being taught at all outside George Mason University, Hillsdale College, and the Hoover Institute at Stanford.

                  • 4 votes
                  #14.24 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:05 PM EDT
                  LordFluffy

                  The idea that you want someone who's just a regular Joe running the country works until you look at regular Joes. It's the same argument as when you work in retail or a chain service industry that you would just wish one of your own would ascend to the ranks of managment. The problem is that when they do, they tend to run things differently than you imagine they would because suddenly they are faced with the same problems the old managment did an no real new ideas to fix it.

                  The fact of the matter is that leadership is a different skill than carpentry or plumbing or any other job that regular Joes work.

                  Now is it possible that a regular Joe could also be an effective leader? Sure. Is it true that some of the people in Washington are tragically out of touch with the rest of the nation? You bet your tubes. Does that mean that I want to stop electing people who go to Harvard or Yale in favor of the guy who has a 2 year degree in Restraunt Managment based on their education alone? Hell no.

                  • 2 votes
                  #14.25 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:47 PM EDT
                  Matthew-480753

                  Observer, how about some facts to support your statement re: the laffer curve? As a theoretical tool, it is quite logical. However, it fails to perform under empirical tests.

                  Read the following for a rigorous evaluation in 13 OECD countries:

                  http://www.jstor.org/pss/20076152 Testing the validity of the Laffer curve... it only held for a portion of the countries tested, suggesting a hit and miss result of applying this theory. Ironically, tax rates are way below the threshold most conservative economists say will reduce tax revenues... So, at current tax rates, it is not very useful. At the higher rates present when 'our lord Ronald Reagan' was taxing us, it MAY have provided some useful insights.

                  See also regarding the assumptions upon which the curve is based:

                  "The extent to which these assumptions are true beyond the scope of the underlying mathematics is unprovable, as most economics takes place in the realm of political theory with implied objectivity that is impossible to prove or completely disprove."

                  AND

                  "Other economists have questioned the utility of the Laffer Curve. According to Nobel prize laureate James Tobin, “[t]he “Laffer Curve” idea that tax cuts would actually increase revenues turned out to deserve the ridicule with which sober economists had greeted it in 1981.”

                  Link for above two quotes: http://finxknowledgeatcbsdu.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/laffer-curve-inside-out/

                  Finally, Laffer basically supported Keynesian economics and at this point the right wing is slamming Obama for continuing to follow basic principles derived from Keynes...

                    #14.26 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:39 PM EDT
                    observer3141

                    And you can see the effects of lowering high marginal tax rates here.

                    Economic Growth by Robert J. Barro and Xavier Sala-i-Martin (MIT Press, 2004, p. 514) lists among the world’s twenty fastest-growing economies Taiwan, Singapore, South Korea, Hong Kong, Botswana, Thailand, Ireland, Malayasia, Portugal, Mauritius, and Indonesia. As Table 1 shows, all these countries either had low marginal tax rates to begin with (Hong Kong) or cut their highest marginal tax rates in half between 1979 and 2002 (Botswana, Mauritius, Singapore, Portugal, etc.). This might be dismissed as a remarkable coincidence were it not for a plethora of economic studies demonstrating several ways in which high marginal tax rates can adversely affect economic performance.

                    Sometimes it is very difficult to tease out the effects of tax rate changes in systems that are as complex as economies, and sometimes the effects are swamped by other factors. That in and of itself does not invalidate the theory.

                    By the way the first link you provided was just the abstract; no results or conclusions were shown. Am I missing something?

                    ]he “Laffer Curve” idea that tax cuts would actually increase revenues turned out to deserve the ridicule with which sober economists had greeted it in 1981.”

                    I wonder if he feels silly looking at the results of the capital gains tax cut--revenues did in fact double.

                    In 2003, capital gains tax rates were reduced from 20 percent and 10 percent (depending on income) to 15 percent and 5 percent. Rather than expand by 36 percent from the current $50 billion level to $68 billion in 2006 as the CBO projected before the tax cut, capital gains revenues more than doubled to $103 billion.[10] (See Chart 2.) Past capital gains tax cuts have shown similar results.

                    • 2 votes
                    #14.27 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:02 PM EDT
                    observer3141

                    From the same link:

                    Attempts to debunk solid theories often involve first mischaracterizing them as straw men. Critics often erroneously define supply-side economics as the belief that all tax cuts pay for themselves. They then cite tax cuts that have not fully paid for themselves as conclusive proof that supply-side economics has failed.

                    However, supply-side economics never contended that all tax cuts pay for themselves. Rather the Laffer Curve[8] (upon which much of the supply-side theory is based) merely formalizes the common-sense observations that:

                    1. Tax revenues depend on the tax base as well as the tax rate;
                    2. Raising tax rates discourages the taxed behavior and therefore shrinks the tax base, offsetting some of the revenue gains; and
                    3. Lowering tax rates encourages the taxed behavior and expands the tax base, offsetting some of the revenue loss.

                    If policymakers intend cigarette taxes to discourage smoking, they should also expect high investment taxes to discourage investment and income taxes to discourage work. Lowering taxes encourages people to engage in the given behavior, which expands the base and replenishes some of the lost revenue. This is the "feedback effect" of a tax cut.

                    Whether or not a tax cut recovers 100 percent of the lost revenue depends on the tax rate's location on the Laffer Curve. Each tax has a revenue-maximizing rate at which future tax increases will reduce revenue. (This is the peak of the Laffer Curve.) Only when tax rates are above that level will reducing the tax rate actually increase revenue. Otherwise, it will replenish only a portion of the lost revenue.

                    How much feedback revenue a given tax cut will generate depends on the degree to which taxpayers adjust their behavior. Cutting sales and property tax rates generally induces smaller feedback effects because taxpayers do not respond by substantially expanding their purchases or home-buying. Income taxes have a higher feedback effect. Nobel Prize-winning economist Ed Prescott has shown a strong cross-national link between lower income tax rates and higher work hours.[9] Investment taxes have the highest feedback effects because investors quickly move to avoid higher-taxed investments. Not surprisingly, history shows that higher investment taxes deeply curtail investment and consequently raise little (if any) new revenue.

                    Yet, using the standard set by some, even a hypothetical tax cut that provides real tax relief to millions of families and entrepreneurs and creates enough new income to recover 95 percent of the estimated revenue loss would be considered a "failure" of supply-side economics and thus merit a full repeal.


                    • 2 votes
                    #14.28 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:10 PM EDT
                    Matthew-480753

                    By the way the first link you provided was just the abstract; no results or conclusions were shown. Am I missing something?

                    The article is published by a journal that requires you to pay for the scholarship. I will not bootleg it for you. If you are interested, you can buy the entire article from JSTOR or contact the author for a reprint. That is how access to scholarship works. Scholarship is a product, just like oil or weapons... why should it be distributed for free?

                    I don't consider opinion pieces by the Heritage foundation to be scholarship... I don't think Laffer published his work on the Heritage Foundation webiste... In fact, he has a very impressive publication record in peer reviewed journals (you can check his wiki bio for a long list of his published work),

                    Interestingly, some on this seed (including the seeder himself) bemoan the effect of the highly educated on the US government. Laffer was a tenured professor at the University of Chicago Graduate School of Business, USC, Pepperdine...

                    Finally, the term "Laffer curve" was coined by Jude Wanniski,,, The basic concept was not new; Laffer himself says he learned it from Ibn Khaldun and John Maynard Keynes.

                      #14.29 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:29 PM EDT
                      observer3141

                      Finally, the term "Laffer curve" was coined by Jude Wanniski,,, The basic concept was not new; Laffer himself says he learned it from Ibn Khaldun and John Maynard Keynes.

                      Yes, indeed. I have a copy of The Way the World Works right here beside me. A fascinating work that challenges at every turn. I think I should re-read it, as a matter of fact. (And try not to remember that Wanniski defended that butcher Saddam Husein)

                      The article is published by a journal that requires you to pay for the scholarship.

                      Still, the conclusion would have been interesting to see.

                      I don't consider opinion pieces by the Heritage foundation to be scholarship..

                      Are you saying that because it is not a published study in a peer reviewed journal that the data is suspect? Did capital gains receipts not in fact double after the rate was lowered?

                      For a bit more formal reference I can point you here. It shows what has happened to countries that have lowered marginal rates and to those who didn't.

                      Why did so many other countries so dramatically reduce marginal tax rates? Perhaps they were influenced by new economic analysis and evidence from optimal tax theorists, new growth economics (see economic growth), and supply-side economics. But the sheer force of example may well have been more persuasive. Political authorities saw that other national governments fared better by having tax collectors claim a medium share of a rapidly growing economy (a low marginal tax) rather than trying to extract a large share of a stagnant economy (a high average tax). East Asia, Ireland, Russia, and India are a few of the economies that began expanding impressively after their governments sharply reduced marginal tax rates.

                      Economic Growth by Robert J. Barro and Xavier Sala-i-Martin (MIT Press, 2004, p. 514) lists among the world’s twenty fastest-growing economies Taiwan, Singapore, South Korea, Hong Kong, Botswana, Thailand, Ireland, Malayasia, Portugal, Mauritius, and Indonesia. As Table 1 shows, all these countries either had low marginal tax rates to begin with (Hong Kong) or cut their highest marginal tax rates in half between 1979 and 2002 (Botswana, Mauritius, Singapore, Portugal, etc.). This might be dismissed as a remarkable coincidence were it not for a plethora of economic studies demonstrating several ways in which high marginal tax rates can adversely affect economic performance.

                      Numerous studies, ably surveyed by Karabegovic et. al. (2004), have found that high marginal tax rates reduce people’s willingness to work up to their potential, to take entrepreneurial risks, and to create and expand a new business: “The evidence from economic research indicates that ... high and increasing marginal taxes have serious negative consequences on economic growth, labor supply, and capital formation” (p. 15).

                      • 2 votes
                      #14.30 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:23 PM EDT
                      Matthew-480753

                      The study I cited (and yes, peer reviewed work has much more credibility than opinion pieces about peer reviewed work, which is what you cited on THF website) does an unbiased comparison of thirteen countries. Worked in some, not in others. Your study does not control for many variables. For example, many of the countries you mention are not free-market capitalistic systems like ours. Don't you think this might have an impact?

                      • 1 vote
                      #14.31 - Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:32 PM EDT
                      Reply
                      Free Mason-1490678Deleted
                      Martin FEDWAY

                      I remember the 3'"R's"- Reach-around, reach-around, reach-around

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#16 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM EDT
                      Bdobb

                      Martin,

                      Me thinks you may be getting a call from a comedy talent scout!!!!!

                      • 1 vote
                      #16.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM EDT
                      The Grim Creeper

                      Probably not. I wouldn't quit my day job.

                      • 3 votes
                      #16.2 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:27 AM EDT
                      Reply
                      Martin FEDWAY

                      Bdogg-Bartholin Gland pre-lubes her for penetration!"

                      Keep the ARCO gland healthy or you'll reddened Mr Happy- You can always use cobb as a back up.

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#17 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:42 PM EDT
                      JB-1123320

                      What's the big deal? My parents sure as hell never talked to me about sex. I'm surprised my parents even had children.

                      These uptight prudish bible beating so-called parents say "We will teach our kids about sex, etc. in our home". Please. Most people shouldn't even be allowed to have children, much less complain about the government talking to their kids about issues they will never talk to them about.

                      • 7 votes
                      Reply#18 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:46 PM EDT
                      roketboy

                      I think that if I were teaching my kids this raunch it would be considered PORN? What would a stranger showing pics and talking to my kid be considered........a PERV. Keep em off the internet so they can see em in school. How would these teachers even approach teaching these kinds of things to babies. OK make a BIG fist.............................

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#19 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:53 PM EDT
                      Zenkarma

                      we have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the industrialized world http://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/adolescentreprohealth/index.htm

                      yes there should be education for all the children who have half ass parents that don't take the time or have the time to educate them. sad when you think about this b/c our population doesn't even come close to india/china. also not surprising, mississippi....arkansas...tennessee top the list of highest pregnancies. (where abstinence education only is more predominant) and religion for that matter.

                      • 4 votes
                      Reply#20 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM EDT
                      The Observer

                      yes there should be education for all the children who have half ass parents that don't take the time or have the time to educate them

                      Yes, but age 10 is not "age approriate."

                      • 2 votes
                      #20.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:14 PM EDT
                      roketboy

                      yes observer the last time I checked it was against the law-called El Porno!

                      • 1 vote
                      #20.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM EDT
                      Bdobb

                      I don't think too many people disagree that sex education for children is a good thing. Even if the parents try to educate their children about sex, the kids will often rather hear it through the school system if they feel awkward about being taught by their parents.

                      The objection is focused primarily on the age of the children and the scope of the information being provided. If there wasn't something of real concern to the parents, the School Board meeting they had in Helena would not have been packed by a full house of irate parents threatening to move their children to another district.

                      And after all, THEY are the parents, and should have the final say based upon the will of the majority.

                      • 2 votes
                      #20.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:23 PM EDT
                      Zenkarma

                      bdobb-- agreed the objections mostly centers on the age factor yet i've seen seeds where ppl have been vehemently against teaching their high school kids. i think there should be an opt out.

                      • 2 votes
                      #20.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:40 PM EDT
                      Bdobb

                      Zenkarma,

                      That works for me. Sounds like a good compromise. But the kids do need the education from some source...parents or the school system.

                      • 2 votes
                      #20.5 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:08 PM EDT
                      Matthew-480753

                      The Observer wrote: Yes, but age 10 is not "age approriate."

                      We have plenty of records of 11 year old girls having babies in the USA. I would rather use the facts to tell us what is age appropriate, rather than some asshat's opinion. If American girls are getting pregnant at 11 and 12, then age 10 most certainly is appropriate. Are you saying we should wait until after they are pregnant? yea, that is a great plan.

                      • 6 votes
                      #20.6 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:37 AM EDT
                      The Observer

                      Matt,

                      My kids' childhood is not going to be taken away because of some extreme.

                      • 2 votes
                      #20.7 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:48 AM EDT
                      fireryone

                      I sure hope you give your kid the information he/she needs to protect themselves. Otherwise you might find your kids childhood taken away by some extreme outside the classroom.

                      • 2 votes
                      #20.8 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:52 PM EDT
                      The Observer

                      The message to 10 year olds should be they're much too young to have sex.

                      • 3 votes
                      #20.9 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:13 PM EDT
                      KGMO

                      The message to 10 year olds should be they're much too young to have sex.

                      That is what the message is. That's why we need to tell kids that touching someone elses privates counts as sex.

                      If you don't think ten-year-olds are playing, "show me yours, I'll show you mine," then you don't remember what it's like to be ten.

                      • 4 votes
                      #20.10 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:35 PM EDT
                      LordFluffy

                      The message to 10 year olds should be they're much too young to have sex.

                      Which, from what I read, is part of the curriculum.

                      You can't teach them this lesson with silence or keeping them in the dark about what sex actually is.

                      • 3 votes
                      #20.11 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT
                      Matthew-480753

                      Hmmm.... the obeserver writes that, 'he message to 10 year olds should be they're much too young to have sex.'... great idea, but its not working!!! Very young girls ARE having sex and ARE having babies. Your denial seems unable to stop them. I'd say education is a better approach. Of course right wingers don't want educated folks, but rather folks who, like W and Palin, use their 'gut instincts'... don't think it worked for Bristol...

                      • 4 votes
                      #20.12 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM EDT
                      Reply
                      Free Mason-1490678Deleted
                      Agent 57

                      http://www.helena.k12.mt.us/images/documents/curriculum/HealthCurriculum/K12FinalHealth.pdf

                      here's the outline for the curriculum review it.........

                      • 1 vote
                      Reply#22 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:28 PM EDT
                      Bdobb

                      In the curriculum, I especially like how in grade 6 the children are taught that marriage is between two "people", and a few lines down they are taught that no person has the right to impose values upon them. Talk about hypocrisy! By conveniently sidestepping the legal Montana definition of marriage between a man and a woman, they are imposing their values by way of omission.

                      • 1 vote
                      #22.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:02 PM EDT
                      Agent 57

                      Talk about hypocrisy! By conveniently sidestepping the legal Montana definition of marriage between a man and a woman, they are imposing their values by way of omission.

                      isn't a law saying marriage is between a man and a woman also imposing a value..??

                      • 4 votes
                      #22.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:22 PM EDT
                      Bdobb

                      It may be, as other laws are based on imposing values as well. We teach our children based upon the rule of law. If laws were void of values, we would not have laws against polygamy...or how about marriage and incest between two consenting adults?

                      • 1 vote
                      #22.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:00 PM EDT
                      benkyouburito

                      Or how about incest between two possums and a tortoise? Or a houseplant and six albino boa constrictors! Or fetuses, if you let two women get married the next thing you'll have is a law letting gorillas rape fetuses with houseplants! Dear lord. Agent57, why would you want that to happen?

                      Because, as Bdobb points out, the only thing preventing laws to legalize incest and child rape are puritanical Christian values. There is simply no other reason to keep those things criminal.

                      • 5 votes
                      #22.4 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT
                      BJK-798627

                      isn't a law saying marriage is between a man and a woman also imposing a value..??

                      No, that's more like teaching a sensible definition.

                      Taken to its illogical conclusion, why not let people marry their pets?

                      I'm surprised there aren't people in San Francisco protesting for that right.

                      I never understood what the big fuss was about considering no one, not even the government, can stop two gay adults from living with each other.

                      • 2 votes
                      #22.5 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT
                      fireryone

                      Talk about hypocrisy! By conveniently sidestepping the legal Montana definition of marriage between a man and a woman, they are imposing their values by way of omission.

                      no they are leaving that moral definition to the parents.

                      • 1 vote
                      #22.6 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT
                      benkyouburito

                      BJK--

                      Taken to its illogical conclusion, why not let people marry their pets?

                      Are you suggesting that the only legal justification for criminalizing animal abuse is its condemnation by christian conservative value? And as such, de-criminalizing anything that is also condemned by those values, like gay marriage, would require similar legalization for the animal rape?

                      That is such blatant equivocation. Does it not occur to you that there may be many many reasons to outlaw behavior that harms people or animals against their will or in the absence of their legally recognized consent? Or that the nature of an activity that is voluntarily engaged in by two consenting adults is fundamentally different from one involving a person or animal, that is not able to give legal consent?

                      How does that work? Let's see. In the Bible:

                      • Gawd says I shouldn't sleep with animals.
                      • and Gawd says not to pick fruit off a tree until it's 7 years old.
                      • So if I decide that it's probably okay to pick fruit off a younger tree ... I'm really saying that sex with sheep is okay too!!!!
                      • 2 votes
                      #22.7 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:17 AM EDT
                      LordFluffy

                      Taken to its illogical conclusion, why not let people marry their pets?

                      You do understand the concept of "consenting adult" don't you? Do you know any animals that can discernably give consent to marry?

                      This is a tired, well refuted argument that gets trotted out again and again and shot down again and again, adding nothing to the conversation.

                      I never understood what the big fuss was about considering no one, not even the government, can stop two gay adults from living with each other.

                      They can, however, deny one half of a gay couple to make decisions on behalf of the other one in case of emergency, like straight, married couples can. The government can deny a survivor ownership of property, contesting wills and insisting that it go to a family member even if the couple left everything to one another. The government can deny any number of privledges that are afforded to straight couples.

                      Do you think that people have been protesting because they just want to be able to use a wedding registry?

                      • 5 votes
                      #22.8 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:09 AM EDT
                      BJK-798627

                      Do you know any animals that can discernably give consent to marry?

                      Considering that dogs/cats/hamsters are more concerned with food and shelter, I doubt they'd really care :P

                      They can, however, deny one half of a gay couple to make decisions on behalf of the other one in case of emergency, like straight, married couples can. The government can deny a survivor ownership of property, contesting wills and insisting that it go to a family member even if the couple left everything to one another.

                      In the first case, an advanced directive is legally binding. Anyone over age 18 (and definitely over age 21) can assign power of attorney to any other adult of sound mind.

                      Power of Attorney is the basis of "Do Not Resuscitate" orders. Every hospital I've ever dealt with follows these orders if they meet those prerequisites.

                      In the second example, I think you're repeating an urban legend. If a will signed by a gay person is somehow less legally binding than one signed by a heterosexual adult, then the entire concept of writing a will is a sham.

                      At which point, everyone should protest.

                      The government can deny any number of privledges that are afforded to straight couples.

                      Aside from marital status on income tax forms, I'm not sure what other privileges the government can deny, and more to the point, enforce.

                      Do you think that people have been protesting because they just want to be able to use a wedding registry?

                      With some people, you never know.

                      I mean, Larry King has been married seven times.

                      For all we know, he did it for the gifts :P

                      • 1 vote
                      #22.9 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT
                      LordFluffy

                      If a will signed by a gay person is somehow less legally binding than one signed by a heterosexual adult, then the entire concept of writing a will is a sham.
                      At which point, everyone should protest.

                      On the one hand you're right, if a will is filed you can't contest it without some reason. But a will is supposed to, as the name implies, recognize the wishes of the deceased and reflect their will as to what to do with their worldly goods.

                      If there is any flaw in it, one can contest the will. Also, it can be contested on the basis that the person who filed it wasn't in sound mind.

                      I went looking for examples and there were two that I found that were significant. In the first case, a man didn't have a will as such, but wrote a note that he gave to his partner during a party, in front of witnesses. The note stated that he wanted his partner to have all of his goods because he wasn't interested in his family having them. The fact that the note didn't comprise a legally binding will wasn't in dispute, but it did mean that after the man died, his partner had no legal basis to claim ownership.

                      There is a provision in Coloroado state law that allows for such documentation to act as a will, but the man's partner is currently having to fight to have the note recognized against a family the man didn't really care about.

                      The second involved two men who'd been living together for years, shared a farm together and got a will drawn up but the signature wasn't done in the presence of witnesses. This means that the family had reason to contest the will and is attempting to deprive the man's partner of his property, including his home.

                      The immediate response, I imagine, is that since the legal formalities were not observed or observed incorrectly, then it's okay that the families are taking things away from the deceased people's partners. After all, they should have had things in order.

                      But that's the point. If they were married, they would be legally family. They'd be the next of kin and even if the will was in dispute, they'd be in better legal territory sometimes to just keep the house they are living in and have been for some time. They would be better protected, sharing the same legal privledges that my wife and I share after the civil ceremony we completed two years ago which involved signing a piece of paper before witnesses.

                      The sort of objections aren't peculiar to gay couples; heterosexual couple that weren't legally married might have the same issues. But the heterosexual couple has the right to marry and thus eliminate a lot of the problems. The homosexual couple does not have that right. And that's what at issue.

                      Aside from marital status on income tax forms, I'm not sure what other privileges the government can deny, and more to the point, enforce.

                      Child custody rights, power of attorney in case of injury or medical emergency, spousal privledge in courts of law, Social Security benefits, pensions... everything that comes with legal recognition of marriage. Here's a list.

                      With some people, you never know.

                      Cute. I don't think people who've been protesting for years for the same rights as hetero couples have might find it so.

                      • 1 vote
                      #22.10 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:03 PM EDT
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                      Robert53

                      Going to be interesting whem Johnnie can't come to school because he has VD of the mouth and Jill has to go to continuation school because Johnnie and Jill decided to go one step further! What is the world coming to!

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#23 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:39 PM EDT
                      Elaine-1503791

                      Just an observation to share........my three children were born in the late 70's and early 80's. We moved overseas in 1990 and didn't return until the end of the 90's....so we weren't in the U.S. at all for the entire Clinton adminstration.

                      When we came back, I felt like I'd stepped into a strange time warp, my country had changed so much in those ten short years. I honestly do not recall in my lifetime 'tweens' and younger children talking openly about oral sex. It really surprised me. I try to keep up with things, as a parent, but that just totally caught me by surprise, and I wondered....how in the world does an entire culture change so dramatically in 10 years time?

                      Then I realized, it was our very own president who opened the public discourse on 'oral' sex. And what do the tweens and young kids say about oral sex? They say "oral sex isn't sex." Now, where did they get that idea? From our very own president who said "oral sex isn't sex".

                      So now, I guess it's logical that elementary school teachers have to explain this new openly discussed phenomena to young children, a subject which used to be only spoken of (and practiced) between consenting adults. I'm sure there are many people who might disagree and say this has been going on forever.....but I do not agree. Only if you had left the US for those particular 10 years and then came back would you notice the change in culture. If you were here during the cultural shift, you adjusted as it was happening. But it is completely different if you weren't here at all during that time.

                      • 5 votes
                      Reply#24 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:53 PM EDT
                      Sherry working hard

                      Good food Little Doc Ela. I will never forget when the "boom" happened either. All of a sudden kids where have oral sex on the buses in malls all over it was terrible. I ask my son about this I think he was around 12, I told him that is was too early for type of SEXual conduct. He needed to mature a little more. That whatever he was letting THOSE girls do to him guess what, they have done to others and they may have diseases. Not just the girl cutie thing either.

                      I have had many discussions regarding sex with my son pros and cons. I never told him false stories like it would fall off or he would grow hair on his palms. That would be stupid to lie to your kids and then when they find out you lied... oh boy.

                      • 6 votes
                      #24.1 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:03 PM EDT
                      BJK-798627

                      All of a sudden kids where have oral sex on the buses in malls all over it was terrible.

                      On buses and at shopping malls...Yuck!!!

                      That would be a stretch, even in San Francisco :P

                      • 1 vote
                      #24.2 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM EDT
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                      ItsLikeThis

                      That's just a sample of what liberalism/socialism bring.

                      http://www.communistgoals.com/goals/goals.htm .....especially #s 17, 24-28

                      • 3 votes
                      Reply#25 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:01 PM EDT
                      Martin FEDWAY

                      I read the curriculum...At age five they must memorize the average number of ridges on the human sphincter and discern between Major and Minor labial folds.

                      Bdogg- You seem to know your music notes- Is the Labe-Yea  song in F minor or C Major like the Oper-Ahh  Brown Eye Musical? They don't teach that glee class. Does the Schavink have ridges or bridges?

                      dongotmuch-need challenge dehub

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#26 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT
                      mike5231

                      WHAT is this county coming too? I have a 6th grade boy...and I have spoken with him enough to know he has no interest in sex just yet...baseball...baseball...baseball. I have no doubt the other interest will come up in a strong way. But you know, it's up to ME to deal with that , not some teacher. It's ridiculous how torn we are in this country...let kids be kids!

                      • 5 votes
                      Reply#27 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
                      benkyouburito

                      Wow Mike. That's a courageous admission. Right from the front-lines of parenthood, that's where we get the straight story. Thank you Mike. And I'm so sorry that you are so disconnected from the realities of your son's life. My father was a horrible father too and I know it haunts him to this day how little influence he actually had on me. You'll get through it I'm sure. They grow up so fast. Only 6th grade and he's already relying on visualizing baseball games to take his mind off those dirty thoughts.

                      • 4 votes
                      #27.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:42 PM EDT
                      ItsLikeThis

                      Good job, Mike.

                      • 1 vote
                      #27.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT
                      Bdobb

                      Mike,

                      You had a retort painstakingly created under duress of an inadequate supply of gray cells with enormous gaps in each synapse.

                      • 3 votes
                      #27.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:12 PM EDT
                      Warchief#1

                      WHAT?

                      • 1 vote
                      #27.4 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:24 AM EDT
                      Kathleen-1787644

                      Bdobb - to Warchief #1, translation = Mike had a smart-azz reply but was under such pressure because his brain wasn't up to the task (lack of brain cells). His brain has disconnected from his cognitive thinking. no synapse function = no cognitive thought....worth mentioning anyway. *I'll take the money and run, whoo Lord! ...Steve Miller Band. Now, Bdobb, play nice....lol

                      • 2 votes
                      #27.5 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:53 PM EDT
                      Reply
                      Jonathan-283063

                      Welcome to the gay agenda. Make no mistake Homosexuals want your children and that is what this is all about. School is suppost to educate our children not damage them for life! I want my daughter's mind and body to be as innocent and pure for as long as possible. I sure as hell dont want that to end at 5 years old. In the old days we taught our children about the birds and the bees. Now schools what to teach them hardcore porn. Oh how I hate our liberal left wing democratic godless socialist progressive government.

                      • 5 votes
                      Reply#28 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:16 PM EDT
                      Merle T Wiler

                      Wow a gay agenda person pops up in this thread! Can you explain to me what the gay agenda is and how people are recruited to turn gay?

                      You may just have some ground breaking research that you need to share with the world.

                      • 2 votes
                      #28.1 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:23 PM EDT
                      Jonathan-283063

                      Thats easy. Teach children that being gay is a normal healthy alternative to traditional relationships as early as possible.

                      • 2 votes
                      #28.2 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT
                      Merle T Wiler

                      Then the children will all turn gay? This is the first I have heard of this.

                      Perhaps you are confusing teaching tolerance of others with sex education.

                      • 3 votes
                      #28.3 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT
                      fireryone

                      Now schools what to teach them hardcore porn. Oh how I hate our liberal left wing democratic godless socialist progressive government.

                      Good grief, over react much?

                      • 4 votes
                      #28.4 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT
                      benkyouburito

                      Jonathan--

                      Oh how I hate our liberal left wing democratic godless socialist progressive government.

                      You hate democratic government?

                      • 3 votes
                      #28.5 - Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:20 AM EDT
                      Reply
                      Martin FEDWAY

                      Will they teach about the eye of newt?

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#29 - Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT
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