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"Obama is trying to get his numbers up. Obama is out there. He's gonna go on The View.'
Limbaugh tells listeners he FedEx'd Behar knee pads for President Obama's appearance on the View
Seeded on Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:01 AM EDT
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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there…
- 21 votes
I thought it a pretty disgusting comment. But I really don't expect more from Limbaugh anyway.
- 34 votes
At least Beck can READ. The comment was from Limbaugh, not Beck.
- 5 votes
No, it really isn't. Limbaugh is a stupid a$$hole.
Great seed - it will keep me smiling throughout the day.
You must be easily amused.
- 26 votes
Funny?
Not even close ... here's funny ...
Limbaugh explained oral sex to one of his listeners ...
"You go to one corner of your bedroom ... your wife goes to the opposite corner ... then you start yelling '@!$%# YOU' to one another."
Limabaugh said he didn't give a @!$%# if his wedding singer Elton John was bi-sexual ...
"WTF do I care if John only has sex twice a year," said Limbaugh.
Limbaugh sought advice from a friend regarding how to get his wife to perform oral sex on him. The friend advised Limbaugh to cover his genitals with chocolate syrup, butterscotch sauce, whipped cream and a cherry.
A week later the friend asked Limbaugh how the suggestion worked - Limbaugh said that he still hadn't gotten his blow job. The friend said ... "That's strange ... did you put all that stuff on your genitals as I suggested?"
Limbaugh said, "Yes, I did." And then admitted ... "But it looked so good, I ate it myself."
Now this is funny!
A. Macarthur
NOTE: I made up parts of my comment ...
Limbaugh doesn't have any friends.
- 29 votes
Look, don't jump on Limbaugh. He was clearly hoping Obama would perform that act on the women, since Limbaugh has never performed nor seen that particular act (performed on a FEMALE). Curiosity never killed anyone.
Or he could have been hoping the women would perform the act on Obama. Lord knows Limbaugh seems to have the hots for Obama and would love to fantasize it's HIM on his knees.
- 14 votes
Ole Rush certainly is a great comedian. I suppose though, that the knee pads are well worn after his trips to the Dominican Republic.
- 21 votes
I thought that Limbaugh promised to move to Costa Rica if the HealthCare Reform passed.
He is the one who needs to "go down South."
- 21 votes
Grim, I'm sure Behar already purchased a set of knee pads as soon as she found out Odumbo was going on the view.
- 8 votes
The comment is not funny. It wouldn't have been funny for President Bush, either. Maybe for President Clinton- he kind of invited that particular line of disrespectful jokes- but President Obama like President Bush, appears to be a good family man and a good husband, and jokes about a President of the United States getting oral sex don't belong out there in the public domain unless the President does something (Monica) to put them out there.
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CMlawyer, that's very true. Pretty soon we'll start hearing slap-stick and Vaudeville out of Limbaugh. Oh wait....that's what this seed is about. ba-dum-bum!
- 6 votes
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...
@ Grim. Yeah, that is pretty funny. I don't keep pairs of knee pads just lying around my house like Rush apparently does. Do you? Wonder what other helpful remedies he knows of that I don't have to meet someone in a back alley to acquire. Is that what the pain killers have been for all this time? Knee joint pain?
- 10 votes
Why would a drug addict give his knee pads away? Won't Rush still need them for the next Teaparty or his male bonding sessions?
- 13 votes
That is just damn funny!
And what makes it funny to the Nth degree is the number of whiny ass little bitch liberals complaining how funny it isnt! Direct hit!
Hey libs! Keep complaining about Limbaugh, your tears and complaints are causing him to come out with better material on a daily basis! Thank you! Makes the paid subscription to his website even more valuable!
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Roy,
Most guys have knee pads lying around the house, they are very useful when you reroof your house, do concrete work, work out in the yard, oh, and yeah, MOCKING A LIBERAL!
Besides, what is the big deal? Obama has been on the View before, so all of those women should still have their knee pads from the last time.
- 8 votes
Awe, poor Rush, it's been a while for ya hasn't it bud. Perhaps if you lost some weight a woman might be interested in performing the act you suggest Joy Behar is performing on our President. You know Dr. Oz says for every 35 lbs a man loses he gains 1 inch of his penis back. Maybe if you lost 105 lbs you'll be back to your whopping 4 inches. You're jealousy knows no bounds Rush.
- 9 votes
It is amazing how Rush loves talking about another men in a sexual way, or envisioning them having sex. Guaranteed Rush would love it if Obama would ask him out.
- 10 votes
Rush has had his time of fame and now his act has run out of steam and it's time for the fat wind bag to retire with his drugs and viragra
- 7 votes
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (no matter how LARGE they are)
- 3 votes
Well, I hear that Rush has to shackle his wife to him and present a wad of several thousand attached to the you know what so his wife will actually go there. Even marriage in this case is not enough.
- 4 votes
Most guys have knee pads lying around the house, they are very useful when you reroof your house, do concrete work, work out in the yard, oh, and yeah, MOCKING A LIBERAL!
I'm sure Rush does a lot of roofing and concrete work in his spair time.
- 3 votes
Limbaugh is a POS and pure scum, but it's not like that's news. He's always been a total @!$%#.
Why would a drug addict give his knee pads away?
He has them handy to take on his boy toy vacations to the Caribbean.
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Limbaugh sought advice from a friend regarding how to get his wife to perform oral sex on him. The friend advised Limbaugh to cover his genitals with chocolate syrup, butterscotch sauce, whipped cream and a cherry.
Limbaugh said, "Yes, I did." And then admitted ... "But it looked so good, I ate it myself."
That is such BS unless Rush had someone pull up the three layers of fat that surrounds his pecker that he hasn't seen for 20 years without the use of several mirrors! He is Java the-hut Limbaugh!
- 6 votes
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there…
I can't find anything funny, Rush is an a$$ hole and he thinks is is smarter than all of the people who listen to him.
- 3 votes
Should Lamebaugh have kept the knee pads for himself for the next time he sees Newt??
- 6 votes
I'm sure Rush does a lot of roofing and concrete work in his spare time.
@Andrew. My thoughts exactly. That was waaaay too easy. Merry Christmas! ;-)
- 3 votes
The real question is what is Rush doing with a stockpile of knee pads? Why does he need that many?
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For all those of you soiling your shorts about Rush's comments, I submit the following:
Today, President Barack Obama taped an appearance on The View, the President on The View. I thought he was against torture. When the President walked out, Elisabeth Hasselbeck instinctively grabbed her purse and hit the imaginary door locks on her couch.
It was the first time a sitting President has appeared on a daytime talk show, the first time. Oprah was at home, like, "Oh hell, oh no, oh no you didn’t. I got you that job! I got you that job!
The event was so special, they exhumed Barbara Walters. I hope it went better than when President George Bush went on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Who’s the 43 rd President? "Um, I’m going to have to say Morgan Freeman."
~George Lopez
Will you now denounce George Lopez? Or could the real roots of your outrage be the fact that Rush Limbaugh was the source of the statement? I'm sure you all wet yourselves when David Letterman cracked jokes about Sarah Palin and her daughters. Hypocrites all.
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The real question is what is Rush doing with a stockpile of knee pads? Why does he need that many?
He keeps falling down trying to find his pecker!
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you'll be back to your whopping 4 inches
On their honeymoon, Rush's wife #4, said "Oh baby, give me 9 inches and make it hurt so good", so he f(cked her 3 times and slapped her in the face.......
- 8 votes
Will you now denounce George Lopez?
Sure. Those were lousy jokes. Racial humor sucks.
Of course, I can give Lopez one thing over Limbaugh: At least he's honest that he's just a comedian.
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Of course, I can give Lopez one thing over Limbaugh: At least he's honest that he's just a comedian.
George Lopez is one of the unfunniest comedians out there...right behind Dennis Miller and the missing Carlos Mencia. Dave Chappelle is about the only comedian that I can trust with raw, introspective, and inspiring racial humor. Very intelligent guy. The rest just shoot for raw.
Will you now denounce George Lopez? Or could the real roots of your outrage be the fact that Rush Limbaugh was the source of the statement? I'm sure you all wet yourselves when David Letterman cracked jokes about Sarah Palin and her daughters. Hypocrites all.
See above. Besides, the joke was more of a reflection of what drives the right's senseless vitriol against Obama. The shot was at Hasselback Grim. Sorry you missed that. The President of the United States walks onto the set, and she instictively reaches for her purse and door locks. Not very hard to visualize, sad to say. No thought involved. Just reaction out of fear and ignorance. But like I said, Lopez is a poor excuse for a comedian who left too many dots to connect to get the meaning of that joke. There. He's denounced.
- 2 votes
Oh poor Rush!
If you Fedex your knee pads to Joy Behar for Obama's appearance on the view, how are you going to protect your own knees when your sucking corporate cock in the men's room?
Oh yeah, that's what you need the pain killers for...
- 4 votes
For all those of you soiling your shorts about Rush's comments
You presume Limbaugh is worth soiling one's shorts over.
But he's not, and the more degraded and debased his comments get, the dirtier, lower, and scummier his comments go, the more he detaches himself from Real Americans and shows what he really is: a talentless political hack who doesn't even believe what he himself says.
He is turning off more and more Americans with his angry, self-centered, whiny schtick and the more outrageous he gets the further he departs from the mainstream.
I say keep it up. He's leading your party down the merry path to complete political irrelevance. And he is, after all, the de-facto head of the Republican Party.
So, it's interesting to see how superficial and irrelevant the GOP's concerns are these days. I wonder if y'all will ever come up with any ideas related to governing the nation, rather than just grabbing power?
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Excellent post Max, it really cuts to the heart of the issue, which is that Rush is simply an entertainer.
The funny thing about that is that the GOP doesn't really know the difference between what Rush makes money on and the actual truth. It kind of reminds me of people who think what they see on TV is reality.
- 2 votes
I suppose Rush has to refer to something he is familiar with. Since he takes them on all his appearances, he thinks everyone else should do the same.
Mr Obama needs an audience stupid enough to believe him when he says his policies are working and he he has an immigration plan in the works and everything is wonderful. He may just have it on the view. The Dems are in trouble.
- 9 votes
#3 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:04 AM EDTMr Obama needs an audience stupid enough
If that were the case he should have gone on Beck's show.....
- 3 votes
Where's Rush going to get the knee pads? From the little boy under his desk?
- 15 votes
#5 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:33 AM EDTseems like you have alot of knowledge when it comes to this subject
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Rush was nice enough to lend Behar the ones he used when he was sucking off Bush. Give Rush credit for his generosity.
- 6 votes
Where's Rush going to get the knee pads? From the little boy under his desk?
He wouldn't be that considerate to his boy toys.
- 4 votes
Grim is being funny again. But then I did take time to read what this damaged man had to say .... the more hits he gets the more he makes. Some days he is like a train wreck, you just have to look.
- 7 votes
#7 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:57 AM EDTIt's a classless way to minimize or marginalize a person. Whatever Behar's values and beliefs they are obviosly in conflict with those of Rush - hence he insults her. Typical of the moron that he is.
- 12 votes
#12 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:35 AM EDTSarah Palin? Now give me the liberal rhetoric why it is OK for you to minimize or marginalize her?
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@Jim #12
It's a classless way to minimize or marginalize a person.
"Classless" is the word of the day, Jim, and describes the Republican party perfectly. I have yet to understand their incessant preoccupation with sex...especially perverted sex, like David "Diaper" Vitter and Larry "foot tapping" Craig! You'd think the "Christian/family values" folks would turn him off, but instead, they deify his pornographic rants!
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genroku regarding your comment that Republicans want, "to run the country and turn it into a veritable Sodom and Gomorrah..."
In response to your puerile comment, I think Obama and the Left have the bulk of the Sodom folks sewed up on their team are working on implementing those changes already.
- 4 votes
@Tyler #12.1
When was the last time you heard someone talk about Palin in terms of "knee pads"? Discussions about Palin typically concern her lack of knowledge or even curiosity about the issues...she just stirs the pot with nonsense! That's fact, and not prurient interest!
- 11 votes
You'd think the "Christian/family values" folks would turn him off, but instead, they deify his pornographic rants
Yes, they make sure also their children are attentive and listening to Rush. He is their moral compass. (Somebody needs to tell them that Rush is heading everyone off in the wrong direction).
- 6 votes
This is not even close to being as bad as the playboy article Talking about "grudge f*****" prominent Conservative women, that was not even remotely funny, this is humorous.
- 3 votes
#14 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:09 AM EDTBecause it has, as the butt of the joke, people you don't like?
- 5 votes
I don't like any of the conservative women mentioned in the article, nor do I have anything against Behar, there is good humor and bad humor I don't agree with Rush political views but this is funny and he says so outrageous and funny stuff. Come on Behar slurps everything Obama it's is funny. lighten up. I thought it was hilarious when Palin said How is that hopey changy stuff workin for you Obama. They got some zingers over there on the Right it is funny.
- 2 votes
Stay classy, Rush.
What's next... dead baby jokes? Perhaps a rousing game of Dozens?
- 6 votes
#15 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:23 AM EDTWhat Rush said isn't any more offensive than your average Alan Grayson Republican rant.
- 1 vote
No, it's more offensive. And less insightful. And less honest.
And for that matter, going "My guy didn't do anything wrong because your guy did something worse" is a lousy argument.
Care to try again?
- 1 vote
Actually, you made an unsupported statement that I assume was a lame attempt at humor, banked on the idea that there is something Grayson has said that's so offensive that people would chime in "Oh yeah" and thus deflect attention from the fact that Rush Limbaugh said something tasteless and still offensive.
I don't know I'd call that "Making your point". But whatever gets you through the day.
LMAO
Come on guys above that is funny. Take a joke jesus. Get that far left cog out of your asses. Have some fun.
- 6 votes
#16 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:25 AM EDT"The dirty little secret is that for every day Obama is in that office, he denigrates it. He becomes less and less presidential with each passing day." R.L.
Hilarious. What's not to like.
And backing it with a oral sex joke underlines just how well Limbaugh understands decorum!
- 8 votes
Oral sex joke? Is that par with all the "teabagger" comments the left throws around?
- 5 votes
Is that par with all the "teabagger" comments the left throws around?
You mean the ones the Tea Party started? I suppose so....
- 6 votes
Besides, being a teabagger is fun. Don't knock it until you try it.
- 5 votes
If you've never tabagged a hot young lady, you don't know what you're missing! That's one of the reasons why I don't understand why the teabaggers resent being called teabaggers. Done properly, it's fun! They should teabag tall. Teabag proud! Teabag American!
Don't knock it until you try it.
- 3 votes
I rarely agree with you politically, but that's pretty funny.
- 2 votes
Ok.....what is teabagging a hot young lady? I've never heard that expression before.
- 3 votes
The act of teabagging consists of lowering your testicles into your partners mouth to be gently sucked on, be it a young lady's mouth (as I prefer since I'm straight) or the mouth of another man, as some gay men like to do. That is teabagging, Charlie Brown.
- 3 votes
Well, I did ask for an explanation, thanks. A very natural act, but I didn't realize it had a name. The Vine does make you smarter.
- 4 votes
Once again, Limbaugh is playing hand ball against the curb. When is he going to rise out of the gutter?
- 8 votes
#17 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:44 AM EDTHis moral compass is being influenced by greed and well more greed. I predict Rush will never come out of the gutter. Happily though since life is all about freedom of choice, and ol'Rush is making some really poor ones, he won't be around after his short lifespan.
- 4 votes
I guess I am in a minority because I am liberal and have some way conservative friends and we can still have a good ole time and laugh at both sides.
- 4 votes
#18 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:59 AM EDTand we can still have a good ole time and laugh at both sides.
writer,
That's about the best way to handle these tough times.
- 4 votes
Writer Im with you. I live in portland Oregon and almost all of my friends are liberals. I think im the only one that leans right at all on certain Issues. We go out have fun drink and talk politics. No fights no heated exchanges just fun and Laughs. News vine far left and far right people are not the norm. They Just want to try to be important on a web site and post anger and hate to separate the middle from each other to their stupid ridiculous far crap.
- 4 votes
Problem with the Internet is it's so impersonal, when people actually get together in person they USUALLY like each other much more. I heard a high school er say, "When I don't like someone I just go on Facebook and trash them it is sooo much easier than doing it in person" That is kind of the reality of the internet. hell I can even be cordial to Christian wing nuts, I shake my head but bite my lip.
- 2 votes
@writer21177 thats because your "conservative friends" never tell you the truth, only what you want to hear. Actually, they just laugh at your ignorance behind your back...LOL JK...I have some lib friends too, but we can't talk politics. They are to sensitive. And Limbaugh rocks! He tells it like it is, not how the libs want to hear it.....illegal is illegal!!
- 3 votes
#19 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:09 AM EDTI have the unique ability to see the world from other people's points of view. But Yeah they think i am a hippie, but they like me cause I am a machine gun totin hippie we got common ground. LOL
- 2 votes
MMMMMMM, Prime Limbaugh bashing session going on here huh?
Who the hell cares who said it, kneepad jokes are always funny.
- 4 votes
#20 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:14 AM EDTMy secretary didn't think it was funny when I told her either she had to start wearing knee pads or only work 20 hours a week because times are tough.
- 3 votes
What's this Mark, you mean just by saying "kneepads" can make people laugh?
How sensual!!!!!!!
Limp bark needs all the help he can get to stay on the air; he's out of talking points, stuck in masochism.
- 2 votes
I see that Rush owns several pair, and could part with one ... maybe Rush could send her the person who helps him to get off the floor when he is finished using his knee pads ...
- 4 votes
#21 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:28 AM EDTDidn't Herman Goering-Limbaugh say he was going to move to Costa Rica if the Health bill passed?
He is merely the village idiot for low-IQ teabaggers. He only amuses idiots. BUT His stupidity and consistent self-degradation as a human without ethics or a moral code never surprises anyone with any common sense.
I'd like to fed-ex Herr Limbaugh a clown suit.
- 6 votes
#22 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:36 AM EDTthats' as funny as the one where Palin gets cornholed by a moose
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#23 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:51 AM EDTthats' as funny as the one where Palin gets cornholed by a moose
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#24 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:54 AM EDTMeanwhile, the American public FedEx'd a case of Astroglide to the entire staff of FOX PAC for all of the hard-hitting interviews that they do with right wing guests.
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#25 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:03 PM EDTI'm sure Tush Limbaugh makes very good use of that Astroglide!
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Rush has the best wife money can buy. In fact, this is #4 isn't it? He picks some good ones! As soon as they find out he hasn't been taking his Enzyte they rush (no pun intended) out and find a good divorce attorney.
Mr. Family Values is working on the Gabor sisters record. I figure by the time he croaks he'll be working on #7. Like the mule in the old Grizzly Dan series, she'll be the mule that packs him off to meet his maker(s).
- 1 vote
Laughing at the far far left people here that are mad.......Friggin amazing. Grow a pair of balls..im mean a sense of humor.
- 2 votes
#26 - Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:31 PM EDTFat windbag filled with methane gas and large quantities of impacted fecal matter from the opiates he uses. You could use him as a great explosive device if you were so inclined.
- 3 votes
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