"So, Obama: Post-racial, post-partisan, gonna unify everybody, we've never seen anybody like him. We have never seen anybody in our politics like this man who is going to get rid of all the usual divisions in the country and make the world love us. There won't be any more terrorism attacks. There won't be any more war. We're all gonna get together and we're gonna solve global warming, and we're gonna make sure the United States is cut down to size and punished for all of the illegal things it has done since it was founded. That's the man we were gonna get, and yet we have the president Sunday in Philadelphia at a Moving America Forward rally. (Not to be confused with the MSNBC slogan: "Lean Forward, This Won't Hurt a Bit.") This was a Moving America Forward rally. Here's a portion of what the president said."